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Lightning, Omaha, Omaha, Sweatbox set go!

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Jennay, AlrightAlright, Slushii, Bleep, Sound Machine

QIC: Oatmeal

AO: Burleson Park Parking Garage

F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x15 IC

IST x15 IC

Windmills x10 IC

THA THANG:

Mosey down to bottom level for ascending BLIMPS.

Burpees x5

  Bear crawl up two ramps

Burpees x5

Lunges x10 DC

  Bear crawl up two ramps

Burpees x5

Lunges x10 DC

IST x15 DC

  Bear crawl up two ramps

Burpees x5

Lunges x10 DC

IST x15 DC

Merkins x20

  Bear crawl up two ramps (walk back down one to stay out of lightning)

Burpees x5

Lunges x10 DC

IST x15 DC

Merkins x20

Plank Jacks x25

  Bear crawl up two ramps (walk down stairs a level)

Burpees x5

Lunges x10 DC

IST x15 DC

Merkins x20

Plank Jacks x25

Squats x30

Mosey down stairs to bottom level

Grab coupon, fire brigade back up stairwell

Mosey back down stairs

Crawl bear up ramp

Crab cakes x10 DC

Crab walk down ramp

Carolina Dry Docks x 10

Reverse lunge walk up ramp

Backward run down

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out. 

MOLESKIN:

A late lightning Omaha moved the workout from Phelps’ front yard to the Burleson parking garage and YHC volunteered to take the Q since Phelps was homebound.  YHC limped his way to the garage with an achilles injury and awaited AlrightAlright who texted at 5:25 that he was en route coming in hot from FPH via Phelps front yard.  Sound Machine also via Phelps front yard, came in Tokyo sliding.  AA & the Subaru mafia were smart and parked in the garage.  We started a little late  and YHC brought out the AA special workout with no running and plenty of bear crawls since his achilles began giving him fits after KTT last week.  Mumblechatter was varied and I spent some quality time on the ramps with Jennay!  

Proud of the men that braved the parking garage this am!  We must have forgotten that lightning is a good excuse to fartsack!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Carry the Load Memorial Day Event: May 30, noon – May 31, 13:30
  • McKinney workout May 22 @ 0700, Bonnie Wenk Park.  Need volunteers to head up with YHC
  • Say your goodbyes to Band.  The plug is being pulled on May 31.  Pick up the Slack!
  • F3 Golf…
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The one that got sandy

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Trash Panda, Big Tex, Icebox, Meatball, Handyman, Silent Bob, Dirtbag, Bleep, Rump Roast, F150, Gusher, Dr. Seuss, Stingray
QIC: Slushii

AO: Harbor
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 15 IC

IST x 15 IC

Hillbilly x 15 IC

Slow Lunge x 10 IC

Bat Wings (forward, backward, overhead claps, seal claps, Moroccan night club) x 12ea IC

THA THANG:

Mosey to tennis court – 7’s (burpee & monkey humper)

Mosey to launch pad grass – LBC’s x 15 IC, JLo x 10 IC, Heels to Heaven x 10 IC

Mosey to sand volleyball court – 4 corners (T-merkins x 10, Fox Hole (WW1 to Merkin) x 10, Sand Angel x 10, American Hammer x 20 DC) for 2 laps. Bear crawl in between corners. At the end of each lap PAX does 5 burpees center court.

Mosey to launch pad grass – penguin crunches x 15 IC, Freddie mercury x 15 IC, dead bug x 15 IC

Mosey to parking lot – DORA (25 merkins, 50 LBC’s, 75 squats). PAX 1 does exercise and PAX 2 sprints 30yds and reverse lunge back

MARY:
Completed during workout 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Thankful for each PAX in attendance and the PAX in the fartsack. 

MOLESKIN:
INSERT

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. McKinney launch at Bonnie Wenk Park 
2. Carry the Load – Memorial Day

3. Broga – June 5th 

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Grin & “Bear” It…

Date – 5/10/2021
Weather – 61° cloudy and a light wind

Count-off & Name-O-Rama:
PAX –  Aaaargggghhhh, Sex Panther, Special Sauce, Chairman Mao, DFib, Slushii, Sound Machine
QIC –  Rump Roast
AO – Germany Park
Disclaimer – Given 
 
Intro/ Warm-o-Rama:
LBC’s x20 DC, IC
Dancing Bears x15 DC, IC
Windmill x10 DC, IC
Bat Wings x20 (Forward Arm Circles, Backward Arm Circles, Jack Reachers, Seal Claps, and Moroccan Night Club’s)
 
The Thang:
Grin & Bear It (4 Corners)
Cones set up at approximately end-zone and 50yrd line. 
Start by counting off in groups of 3 
Run a lap
Start at the station with your number
Form is king – Prize for the Winner
#1 – 50x Jump Squats each PAX
#2 – 100x Merkins each PAX
#3 – 50x DC lunges  each PAX
#4 – 50x Pop-Up Groiners (Because Slushii didn’t want to do Burpees)
 
Bear crawl between stations
 
Repeat-O for 2 rounds – no run in between
Winner – Bear Crawl the cones or run the track until All-In.
 
Circle of Trust (CoT):
YHC prayed us out

Playlist:
@Sound Machine provided the killer jamz
 

Moleskin:
 I wanted to do something different this morning. SO starting with the normal “template” of a workout, I started over. Warm-up with no Side Straddle Hops created a little mumblechatter as we moved to the field. There wasn’t as much interaction between the group as a whole, but there were in essence 3 groups each I’m sure. In my group, it was mainly Chairman, Sauce and me… I got a “Fuck You Rump” out of both of them, which I’m considering a win! I wasn’t sure if we would get done with two rounds and have time left or not. It looks like not. I think this would be more fun with a larger group and maybe add some running. 

Announcements:
1. Carry the Load Memorial Day Weekend
2. F3 Bleep/F3 Dallas Shirt Order is “LIve” – Go get some swag
3. M’s & Broga after a Saturday Workout – June 5th (See @DFib & @Sound Machine with questions)
4. Retail Therapy tomorrow with the possibility of an @Ultra sighting! 
5. F3 Golf

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Dual QOTY for Retail Therapy

Hey Dirtbag hold my beer real quick…

Special Sauce Trash Panda Stingray Stingray Meatball Slushii Rump Roast Draper sound machine DFib Jobu Sex Panther Bleep Phelps (Tim) Noah “Don’t Call me Baby Shark” Phelps, Shifty McCoy, and Sally joined AlrightAlright and YHC for the first ever Dual QOTY beatdown

Warmup:
SSH, ISTs, Veggie Pickers

The Thang (alternating Q’s with every other song)
AlrightAlright took us up to rock out with our Camp Gladiator friends to flex our muscles and intimidate them with our EDM beats

Then I ran us to one of the parking decks and stopped us on an incline for some Mary to work on the lower core

AlrightAlright made us do some spider man push ups and and mountain climbers…Draper and other PAX showed some genuine concern about “just” holding a plank for a bit and were disappointed that planking was the exercise we were doing

OG Icebox Alert!
Listening to Baby Shark, SSH with burpees every time they said “Shark” (basically two minutes of burpees)

AlrightAlright ran us up to the top of the parking deck and had us doing bear crawl suicides

Because YHC is a sadist we followed that up with a few minutes of Arms by Mrs Icebox

AlrightAlright wasn’t done bear crawling so we had to bear crawl down a flight of stairs and followed that up with some irkins

YHC then went for a mosey to a different parking deck and was disappointed in the lack of hustle by the PAX so started to burpee, even more confusion by the PAX as I’ve never instituted the burpee rule during a Q which led to 21 burpees once the 6 was in (would’ve been 40 if AlrightAlright had been doing the burpees)

AlrightAlright took a page of of the DJ Icebox instruction manual and had us mosey to a big stairwell for Mony Mony dips (listening to Billy Idol’s Mony Mony, hold a back plank and do a dip every time they say “Mony”)…Jobu asked how many that was and I promised I’d do a real OG workout where I count out the number of reps for each song

AlrightAlright then took us back where we started to roll around and do merkins on ant hills (clearly his tolerance for ant bites is greater than his disdain for doing core exercises on concrete)

Someone must have said something because AlrightAlright used some words my playlist wasn’t allowed to use and made us run around Starbucks, taunting us with what we could be doing instead of working out

YHC then rocked out with 4 more minutes of Mary on the ant hills since we were already contaminated

Announcements:

Draper is kicking us off of Band 6/1 so Teasip doesnt have to repost my backblasts on the website

2.0 workout 5-8, bring the kiddos out and give the M’s a break on Mother’s Day weekend!

Carry the Load

F3 Golf

Growruck Infinity

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El Beatdowno de Cinco De Mayo

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlright, Slippy, Classified, Slushii, Bleep, Sweet Baby, Gambler, Phelps, Rump Roast, Supercuts

QIC: Oatmeal

AO: Coffee Park

F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
Slaughter Starter (courtesy of AA) – 20 burpees

+5 more burpees for Supercuts tardiness

IST x10 IC

SSH x 10 IC

Windmill x 10 IC

THA THANG:

Striders across field and back

Bear-crawl Bataan across field.  The Six bear crawls to the front, performs five merkins, five squats and holds Al Gore until passed by next PAX.

Mosey to the north end of Turtle Creek and partner up to commence a Dora in celebration of Cinco de Mayo:

 

M – Merkins x100

A – American Hammers x150

Y – Yeah thrusts x200

O – Overhead claps x250

Mosey to the bleachers for mucho ejercicios

Chesto:

Merkins x10

Werkins x10

Diamond merkins x10

Irkins x10

Derkins

Legos (Piernas):

Squat x10

Lunge x10 SC

Mexican jumping squat x10

Bonnie Blairs x10 SC

Clay Makers x10 SC

Abos (Estomago):

Rosalita x10

Flutter kicks x10

Heels to heaven x10

Low dolly x10

LBC 10

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out.  Extolled the virtues of Shield Lock groups and implored the men to seek out another man of similar age, values, stage of life and connect. Shield Lock groups are there to increase accountability and discuss real issues that we face as men. YHC has formed a Shield Lock with F150, Phelps and DFib and will report progress as we develop deeper relationships and get into meatier issues (

MOLESKIN:

AA’s Slaughter Starter was not a crowd favorite as YHC asked him to take over the warm up so I could quickly grab my weight vest after being shame goaded into it by Slippy & AA.  Slippy wowed the crowd by announcing he was wearing 50lbs in his vest to start the workout, however I think he quickly reassessed once we started the workout.  Mumblechatter was varied throughout.  Rump Roast accused YHC of not knowing what he was doing during the “mucho” exercises, but as I recall I was spent at this point.  

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Carry the Load Memorial Day Event: May 30, noon – May 31, 13:30
  • 2.0 workout: May 8 @ 0900
  • McKinney workout May 8 @ 0700 
  • F3 Golf
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Hahbah 4/30/21

#backblast Hahbah Friday 4/30/21
 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlright, Bleep, DFib, Jobu, PowPow, Rump Roast, Silent Bob, Slippy, Slushii, Stingray, Trash Panda
QIC: Sally

AO: The Harbor
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 16
IST x 15

THA THANG:
Mosey to parking lot behind playground.

Dora w/ P1 running a lap around the parking lot, P2 completing exercises.
50 Parker Peters double-count
100 Bonnie Blairs single-count

Indian run on trail to playground at backside of park.

Lazy Dora w/ P1 completing 12 dips and 12 box jumps, P2 doing Mary.
3 rounds.
Mary for 1st round was flutters, 2nd round reverse crunches, 3rd low Dollies

Mosey to NE corner of park, corner of Fieldcrest and Church.

Partner up, Vacuum Cleaner x 2 (each PAX) across the street and back. Keep that core tight!

Mosey back to tennis courts.

Painting Noah’s Ark – split up into 4 groups, each group completes 4 animal crawl paint the lines in a rotating fashion. Like 4 corners but with paint the lines.
Bear Crawl, Crab Walk, Duck Walk, and Frog Hop

Some 8-count bodybuilders, mountain climbers, & other interspersed.

MARY:
Throughout.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Done

MOLESKIN:
Good time today. Thanks to all the PAX for showing out and welcoming YHC back to Q’ing.

H/t to Jobu for bringing the Chicken Alfredo, all PAX carb-loaded up 5 minutes before kickoff. This gave many of the PAX incredible energy and strength. Supermen out there. And only one chunder.. YHC will let you guess who.

Trash Panda was unfortunately a couple minutes late, incurring 20 penalty burpees. Meanwhile, the rest of the PAX did flutter kicks. This brought loads of mumblechatter.

Rump Roast brought an upbeat positive attitude today, even thanking the Q for pushing his limits instead of cursing him. A shocking change of heart.. will it last?!

Silent Bob was happy to “see the other side of the park.” Not necessary to get a good workout to leave the immediate AO, but definitely can be a good change of pace :).

Rain mostly held off. Prayed to get better and use our gifts for good.

Everyone stayed after for some 2nd F. The glue, baby!

Happy Friday.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. AA’s bday party this weekend
2. McKinney Launch
3. Carry the Load Memorial Day
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SCT Quad Q

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Phelps, DFib, Waterfall, Classified, Trash Panda
QIC: Slushii, Agnes, Bleep, Rump Roast

AO: Burleson SCT
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 15 IC

IST x 15 IC

Hillbillies x 15 IC

10 Burpees 

THA THANG:
Rump Roast – Mosey to field and do Ring of Fire (T-Merkins and Hand Release Merkins) x 37; burpee test for 6min

Bleep – Native American Run to fountain and back to soft top; 10 burpees

Slushii – Move to the wet grass and do combination of core exercises IC (J Lo, Penguin Crunches, Homer to Marge, Uptown Crunch, Big Boi Situps, Heels to Heaven, Dead Bugs, others that YHC can’t remember)

Agnes – Mosey to tennis courts (lunge walk around outside of 4 courts, box jump at each corner of court, mix in 5 burpees every couple of minutes)

MARY:
Done during workout

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Rump Roast prayed us out with a few specific prayer request this morning and thankful to be in the gloom with our brothers. 

MOLESKIN:
Agnes had the bright idea to Quad Q a #westside workout. Yesterday we started planning on what to do and when. Normally the rain would have been an easy excuse for some of our fartsackers but they prevailed. Tclaps to Phelps and Classified on the continuation of the quest for the perfect month! We had a willy loman from F3 Naperville join us this morning. Waterfall was thankful to not have to wear a mask and still be alive! DFib was able to beat the fartsack and join us during his second busiest week of the year, thanks DFib! Trash Panda was thrilled to jump right into the mud. 

Rump Roast thought it would be fun to immediately mosey to the field and get right to a Ring Of Fire with T Merkins and Hand Release Merkins. Lots of mumblechatter around being wet and dirty right off the start. 

Once we got to the fountain during Bleep’s 10min many of the PAX washed off their muddy hands before heading back to the park for YHC to take over. 

YHC put everyone back on the grass for 10min of non stop core work. 

Agnes led the PAX to the tennis courts for a lunge leg destroyer! 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. F3 Golf
2. AA’s 1st annual 30th birthday party May 1 (3pm-5pm)

3. Carry to Load (Memorial Day – Sunday noon to Monday noon)

4. 2.0 Workout May 8th

5. Launch of F3 McKinney (First 3 Saturdays in May)

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Beef 101 w/ Rump & Co. | Launch of Something New (The Shops at Park Lane)

Date – 4/27/2021
Weather – 68° and a little windy

Count-off & Name-O-Rama:
PAX –  Sally, Arrrgggghhh, DFib, Oatmeal, Trash Panda, Sweet Baby, Bleep, Slushii, F150, Sound Machine, & Alright Alright
QIC –  Rump Roast
AO – The Shops at Park Lane
Disclaimer – Given 
 
Intro/ Warm-o-Rama:
SSH x20
IST x20
Veggie/Cotton Pickers x10
Bat Wings x20 (forward arm circles, backward arm circles, overhead claps, seal claps, and moroccan night club)
 
The Thang:
Beef 101
 
B.o.m.b.s – Partner up P1 runs up the stairs while P2 does exercise 50xburbees/100xOverhead presses/15xMerkins/200xBigboi Situps/250xSquats
 
Eleven’s – Up the stairs / Down the ramp Squats & Jump Squats
 
Elevated Lazy DORA – 100xMerkins/200xLBC’s/300xSquats with a twist, in between each set both partners ran up 2 levels of stairs and down the parking deck for a “loop:
 
Free Time – 10 x OYO Burpees/ 10x DC IC Erkins/ 10x DC IC Clay Makers (each leg)/ 10x DC IC Dips / 10x DC IC Derkins /10x Box Jumps OYO / 10s DC IC Knee’s to Chest
 
Circle of Trust (CoT):
YHC prayed us out

Playlist:
None

Moleskin:
While I may never be an Army Ranger… I AM one meat slingin’ son of a beep test! 11 men joined me this morning to explore the AO, Shops at Park Lane. The parking was nice and easy at 0524; we all meet up in front of the Starbucks. F150 waits to tell me last night at 930pm that his CG insider advised him they could be back on the property… Good news right, then he tells me they HAD to get permission. So I’m a little freaked we may get the boot. The warm-up was just long enough for the security guard to get bored watching us and for Alright Alright to start moanin’ and groanin’ about us staying in one place for our entire 1st workout. Also, some friendly debate about YHC’s arms not hurting because I didn’t do the Murph yesterday. to which I replied that it was voluntary and I didn’t want to do it. I stand my ground, I’m grown and don’t have to do it!

We then moseyed down to the stairs for an elevated learning session. I’ll be working on the Beef 101 class throughout the summer to get it just right.  We started with B.O.M.B.S which for time, I Omaha’d into BOMB. It quickly drew a few mean mugs and side-eyes, along with some mumbles which I took as a good sign. At the top of the stairs, you could see the CG crew in the Whole Paycheck parking lot. Noticing we were getting short on time I called it, as I was realizing bombs took way too long. I skipped Elevens altogether and sort of combined them it Elevated Lazy Dora. Also drawing moans and groans from the crowd. Again we cut it a little short to head back for “Free time”… I had a planned surprise but the drone pilot I found out later fell asleep. Before I could call the exercises some of the crew decide to just sit down and chill. AA was keen enough to point it out so we all did 10x burpees. I got lots of feedback that this was a good one and I know I was smoked. I expect to see each and every one of you men/leaders take some time to Q at this new spot! There are tons of places to see

Back at the launch, we used some benches to pull off a quick Dirty McDuce knock-off, some Mary, and called it a day 

Announcements:
Bunch of stuff I forgot & F3 Golf!

Ok, I remember some:
McKinney Launch is this Saturday
Carry the Load at Reverchon Park (I believe 29Man into 30May Saturday to Sunday)
A party that’s M and 2.0 approved this Saturday afternoon at Alright Alrights place in the yard

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Back blast – 04/21 – The Hahbah Failya

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Slushii, Oatmeal, Silent Bob, F150, Jobu, Trash Panda
QIC: Agnes

AO: The Hahbah
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME:

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 15

Veggie Pickers x 15

IST x 15

THA THANG:
YHC had a plan, and it just spiraled out of control once Trash Panda showed up 3 minutes late, to which all PAX paid 3 penalty burpees.

Mosey over to the parking lot behind Lake Highland HS

Jacob’s Ladder (mistakenly called Dora by YHC) 5 burpees, 1 double count lunges … running across the parking lot

Took a page out of Trash Panda’s book and ordered an Indian Run from the parking lot to the trail behind Lake Highlands, all PAX finished strong and kept moving (shout out to Phelps)! 

Moseyed over to the Tennis Courts for an actual Dora: 2 teams of 2 PAX and 1 team of 3 PAX completed 100 squats, 200 merkins and 300 LBCs (150, 300 and 450 for the team of 3) running all 4 tennis courts. 

Had some time left so had to hit YHC’s favorite and bear crawl 2 tennis courts … crawl bear back. 

Moseyed back and finished with some quick Mary

MARY:
JLos x 15

Heels to Heaven – OYO until time

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Name-o-rama and YHC prayed us out and thanked god for continue to push us all to keep getting better and stronger each day as well as asking the Lord to bring us together as one nation no matter our differences and continue to cherish our existence here.

MOLESKIN:
Not much mumblechatter throughout the workout, but at first it was a like head shaking at YHC failure to figure out how to do a workout with odd numbers … YHC folded under pressure and just went truly live with it. YHC truly forgets how long of a run that Indian Run can be.  Some mumblechatter was had on the Tennis Courts as Jobu was flying around like a mad man. After the workout Slushii informed YHC that the PAX ran 3 miles … how about that for a Westside led workout? 

Also, Slushii wore his chin condoms.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 GOLF; GROW RUCK … all the time … everywhere; Carry the Load coming on Memorial Day, 

 

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Up and Down the Parking Deck

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Agnes, Alright Alright, Big Tex, Classified,  Lil Smokey, Oatmeal, Rump Roast, Silent Bob, Slippy, Slushii, Sound Machine, Special Sauce, Supercuts, Sweet Baby
QIC: Teasip

AO: Burleson #2CT
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given with COVID disclaimer

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x20
Hillbillies x15
IST x15
T merkins x15

Merkins were changed to T merkins by request of some of the PAX and it spelled out what many PAX were thinking when we began Tha Thang

THA THANG:
Mosey to the parking garage for Parking Garage Suicide. Run up and back each ramp, with a burpee at the top and bottom of each ramp.

Quick Mary for some recovery, then bear crawl up the entire parking deck. Mosey back to the park for a couple of burpees before time.

MARY:
LBC x15, J Los x10 (for the West Side)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out

MOLESKIN:
YHC was very torn on what to do for his first SCT posting and Q, and after some discussion with other PAX, YHC decided to go back to the TID crowd pleaser of a parking deck suicide with some bear crawling (which was promised in the preblast, not beers. Reading is tough eh Special Sauce?)

The PAX enjoyed the spelling of the warmup exercises, but did not enjoy the next phase. Several PAX jokingly asked if we were doing the TID suicide again and when YHC informed them that yes, we were, quite a few four letter words similar to the word spelled by the warmups were uttered. It’s always a crowd pleaser. YHC even got an “EAD” from Rump, which YHC thinks is at the top of the Rump scale, above the F bombs.

The bear crawling was also a crowd pleaser, but everyone finished in time to mosey back to the park. We took the poop stairs back which led several jokes of bear crawling, crawl bearing, crab walking, and walk crabbing those stairs, so now YHC has ideas for his next 2CT Q.

Some good 2ndF after the beatdown as Slippy humble bragged about being an Hawaii expert and gave YHC his recommendations. Some Band discussion about the length of running during the workout, with some apps showing about 1.5 and Alright Alright’s showing over 3. We agreed it was closer to 1.5 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Launch of the Shops at Park Lane  AO on Tuesday, April 27
2. Launch of McKinney workout on Saturday, May 1
3. Carry the Load from Noon on Sunday, May 30-Noon on Monday, May 31 (Memorial Day)
4. 2.0 Workout on Saturday, May 8 at 0900 at Burleson