SHIELD LOCKS and dissing Spiderman

May 28, 2021

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Classified Slippy AlrightAlright Big Tex Icebox Meatball Siesta Jennay Chase (FNG)
QIC: PowPow

AO: Lindsley Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
See below

THA THANG:
Circle of Pain at the Pavilion, Q leads PAX through the exercises below. After each set the PAX run the smaller loop path from the pavilion around the playground and back to the pavilion.  Beginning with the 2nd run (after the Hillbillies) 2 PAX stay at pavilion to perform sandbag deadlifts (120#) – 5 reps then switch alternating while rest of PAX run. Each pair of PAX did the deadlifts twice.

SSH x 20 DC
Hillbillies x 20 DC
ISTs x 20 DC
Eagle wings x 20 IC
Lunges x 20 IC
Derkins x 20 IC

LBCs x 20 DC
One legged Burpee x 20 OYO
Carolina Dry Dock x 20 IC
Knee to elbow x 20 DC
Superman x 20 IC

MARY:
WWI sit-ups x 10 DC
Jane Fonda’s x 10 / leg
Crab cakes x 20 DC
LBCs x 20 DC
Flutter kicks x 10 DC
Freddie Mercury x 12 DC

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC’s typical blend of expressing gratitude and a charge to the PAX to go out and get after it and accelerate their relationships. Capped off with an enthusiastic “Kobe!” from Alright Alright

MOLESKIN:
Lots of mummblechatter and high levels of 2nd F (or put another way, lots of Alright Alright talking and the rest of the PAX reacting) given the structure of the workout. Chase, the FNG that Jennay brought, did great, YHC is looking forward to seeing him again. Classified helpfully gave PAX guidance on deadlift form (and carried the sandbag back to YHC’s car after the workout, thanks brother!).

AA mostly gave YHC a pass with the Eagle Wings exercise but lost his mind when YHC called Peter Parkers “Knee to Elbow” in order to suit my spelling needs (spelling SHIELD LOCKS), then YHC dropping Supermans right after the “disrespect” to Spiderman just added to the drama. YHC would have loved to “argue” with AA over these unforgiveable violations of protocol, but was occupied counting cadence. The rest of the PAX really failed to come to YHC’s defense in any meaningful way…YHC will chalk that up a failure of his leadership.

The point of the workout was to acknowledge Shield Lock Week here in Dallas but also to incorporate some heavier lifting. Coupons are good, but at 35 pounds they’re not really gonna build much strength/power when it comes to certain movements (squats and deadlifts for example).  Hence the 120 pound sandbag deadlifts.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Carry the Load- this Sunday 5/30 – Monday 5/31
Memorial Day Flag planting and removal on 6/5 –  leading this
F3 Bingo launching on 6/1
Bro/M/2.0 Yoga – 6/5
F3 Golf – planning is underway

Lindsley Ladder

#backblast #lindsleywarriors #lindsleyladders

PowPow Siesta AlrightAlright Dirtbag Meatball sound machine Dirtbag’s Brother from Another Mother (FNG) joined YHC for the unveiling of Lindsley Ladders

Dirtbag knew it was serious when we walked over to the park together (safety in numbers) when I didn’t have the speaker

After a quick warmup we went to the corner of Lindsley and Tenison Memorial and did a Lindsley Ladder, run up one block for 50 merkins, run back one block for 10 LBC’s, then 40-20, 30-30, 20-40, and 10-50. YHC was accused of doing my best F150 impression and AlrightAlright fell behind Meatball’s Italian merkins and couldn’t recover from the deficits after the first 50 merkins. Might need to do this for time and make it a #benchmark

Then we went back to the corner of Lindsley and Tenison Memorial and did a suicide down Tenison Memorial, running to each house on the street and back, doing squats when we got back starting at 10 and increasing in increments of 10 until 40 where YHC called #omaha and we went to the trail

At the trail we did two full rounds of baton death marches, with PAX needing to do two burpees before running to the front of the line

After that we went with a traditional Native American run back to the Lindsley Park pavilion and finished up with some core

Hope to see Dirtbag’s friend again for what should be a good naming (cough…Stepbrother…cough)

Announcements:
Shield Lock Week – reply to POW’s survey
Carry the Load this coming weekend
Brigs (not taught by a Bro) 6/5, bring the M and 2.0 as Avril will be babysitting
PowPow can give just as lengthy announcement as Oatmeal

Harbur 5/21

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Draper, F-150, Jobu, Oompa Loompa, Slippy, Stingray
QIC: Sally

AO: The Harbur
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 10

THA THANG:
Lots of pearls-O-A-S

Run down Church, stop at.. that church

Chase Dora
P1 start lunging toward the end of the parking lot and back
P2 50 “jump ropes”; run to your partner when done and switch
Modify to P1 bear crawl 2/3 the way through

Keep running down Church to the bottom of the hill
Some flutter kicks I think

Dora #2
P1 run halfway down the street and back
P2 100 merkins, 150 squats, 200 SSH’s

I believe some mountain climbers and plank jacks

More PoaS back to the tennis courts by the track w rugby situps

Suicide long to short, all 4 courts 
got about halfway done, did some Wilt Chamberlains
Headed back to the AO start

MARY:
Called upon Slippy and Draper to count a couple exercises, they chose V-ups and big-boy sit ups respectively

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
done

MOLESKIN:
fun day today. lots of running. we discussed prime numbers, making up workouts as you go, and probably went about 45 seconds overtime. Topped it off by laughing that the picture is probably one of the only ones recently where PAX are all smiling.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Alcohol tonight at Slushii’s, carry the load, yoga (Jobu demonstrated a nice tree pose), and flags for fallen vets

5/19/21 Beatdown at the Harbor

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Avril, Jennay, Phelps, Silent Bob, Stingray, FNG – Austin Bonick, FNG – Travis Connor
QIC: Big Tex

AO: The Harbor
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
15 SSH, 10 ISP, 10 Vegetable Pickers

THA THANG:
11’s in the parking lot w/ Burpees and Squats

Mosey to the park at Church and Fieldcrest

10 Urkins OYO, 10 Step-ups each leg, 10 Derkens OYO, 15 Dips OYO

Mosey on back trail, stop halfway 10 Carolina Drydocks IC, Mosey to the back parking lot of the Rec Center

Partner up and Dora – 100 Merkins, 200 Monkey Humpers, 200 Overhead Claps

MARY: 20 LBCs, 15 Flutter Kicks, 2 Penguin Crunches

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC thanked everybody for coming and prayed us out.

MOLESKIN: Not a lot of Mumblechatter that I heard. I heard Stingray and Jennay tell each other their origin stories for their nicknames. FNG – Travis threatened to splash merlot at one point, but to his credit no merlot was splashed.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Oops. YHC was in a hurry this morning, and I think we neglected announcements.

Lightning, Omaha, Omaha, Sweatbox set go!

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Jennay, AlrightAlright, Slushii, Bleep, Sound Machine

QIC: Oatmeal

AO: Burleson Park Parking Garage

F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x15 IC

IST x15 IC

Windmills x10 IC

THA THANG:

Mosey down to bottom level for ascending BLIMPS.

Burpees x5

  Bear crawl up two ramps

Burpees x5

Lunges x10 DC

  Bear crawl up two ramps

Burpees x5

Lunges x10 DC

IST x15 DC

  Bear crawl up two ramps

Burpees x5

Lunges x10 DC

IST x15 DC

Merkins x20

  Bear crawl up two ramps (walk back down one to stay out of lightning)

Burpees x5

Lunges x10 DC

IST x15 DC

Merkins x20

Plank Jacks x25

  Bear crawl up two ramps (walk down stairs a level)

Burpees x5

Lunges x10 DC

IST x15 DC

Merkins x20

Plank Jacks x25

Squats x30

Mosey down stairs to bottom level

Grab coupon, fire brigade back up stairwell

Mosey back down stairs

Crawl bear up ramp

Crab cakes x10 DC

Crab walk down ramp

Carolina Dry Docks x 10

Reverse lunge walk up ramp

Backward run down

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out. 

MOLESKIN:

A late lightning Omaha moved the workout from Phelps’ front yard to the Burleson parking garage and YHC volunteered to take the Q since Phelps was homebound.  YHC limped his way to the garage with an achilles injury and awaited AlrightAlright who texted at 5:25 that he was en route coming in hot from FPH via Phelps front yard.  Sound Machine also via Phelps front yard, came in Tokyo sliding.  AA & the Subaru mafia were smart and parked in the garage.  We started a little late  and YHC brought out the AA special workout with no running and plenty of bear crawls since his achilles began giving him fits after KTT last week.  Mumblechatter was varied and I spent some quality time on the ramps with Jennay!  

Proud of the men that braved the parking garage this am!  We must have forgotten that lightning is a good excuse to fartsack!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Carry the Load Memorial Day Event: May 30, noon – May 31, 13:30
  • McKinney workout May 22 @ 0700, Bonnie Wenk Park.  Need volunteers to head up with YHC
  • Say your goodbyes to Band.  The plug is being pulled on May 31.  Pick up the Slack!
  • F3 Golf…

The one that got sandy

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Trash Panda, Big Tex, Icebox, Meatball, Handyman, Silent Bob, Dirtbag, Bleep, Rump Roast, F150, Gusher, Dr. Seuss, Stingray
QIC: Slushii

AO: Harbor
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 15 IC

IST x 15 IC

Hillbilly x 15 IC

Slow Lunge x 10 IC

Bat Wings (forward, backward, overhead claps, seal claps, Moroccan night club) x 12ea IC

THA THANG:

Mosey to tennis court – 7’s (burpee & monkey humper)

Mosey to launch pad grass – LBC’s x 15 IC, JLo x 10 IC, Heels to Heaven x 10 IC

Mosey to sand volleyball court – 4 corners (T-merkins x 10, Fox Hole (WW1 to Merkin) x 10, Sand Angel x 10, American Hammer x 20 DC) for 2 laps. Bear crawl in between corners. At the end of each lap PAX does 5 burpees center court.

Mosey to launch pad grass – penguin crunches x 15 IC, Freddie mercury x 15 IC, dead bug x 15 IC

Mosey to parking lot – DORA (25 merkins, 50 LBC’s, 75 squats). PAX 1 does exercise and PAX 2 sprints 30yds and reverse lunge back

MARY:
Completed during workout 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Thankful for each PAX in attendance and the PAX in the fartsack. 

MOLESKIN:
INSERT

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. McKinney launch at Bonnie Wenk Park 
2. Carry the Load – Memorial Day

3. Broga – June 5th 

Glencoe Mudbowl

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Pow Pow, Classified, Teasip, Draper, Gambler, Gutenberg
QIC: Jobu

AO: Glencoe
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle Hops x15

IST’s x 15

Arm Circle’s Forward and Backward x 15 each

Indian Run around park

THA THANG:
A.L.A.R.M Workout

Workout 1:

bear crawl/crawl bear 25 yds each

squats w/coupon x 20

mountain climbers on coupon x 20

row w/coupon x 20

Merkin w/coupon x 20

Reapto

Workout 2:

Curls w/coupon x20

lunge w/coupon x10 each leg

scissor kick w/coupon x 20

Run 200 yds

Man Makers x 10

Workout 3:

Shoulder press w/coupon x 20

Broad jumps w/coupon 30 yds

Australian snow angels x20

Ranger Merkins x 20

Marionettes x 5

Forearms:

Partner up and run with coupon between pax 100 yds switch arms and run 100 yds.

MARY:
LBC’s x20 (DC)

Penguin’s x 20 (DC)

Freddy Mercury’s x15 (DC)

Plank Holds (Middle, Left arm, Right arm, Middle)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out

MOLESKIN:
YHC showed up 15 min early to checkout field conditions and they were just as bad as expected! Nice and muddy. Classified and Teasip were already EC rucking before YHC arrived. During warm ups PAX ran the Indian Run. Many PAX pointed out that it was the fastest Indian Run in F3 Dallas history. First exercise were Bear Crawls and Crawl Bears in the mud. Draper had a hard time controlling his Crawl Bear. He kept veering off diagonally instead of straight back. YHC found a cheat code with Muddy Crawl Bears. Keep your feet on the ground and slide backward while pushing with your hands. Many PAX loved/hated the Australian Snow Angels as well as the Broad Jumps w/coupons. All the PAX enjoyed the ALARM (Arms, Legs, Abs, “R” exercise, “M” exercise) template. YHC forgot to take a picture.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. RIP Band app
2. Carry the Load

KTT-Jobu’s 31st Birthday Run

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Big Tex, Alright Alright, Oatmeal, Sally, Avril, Gutenberg
QIC: Jobu

AO: Katy Trail 
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:

Side Straddle Hops x20

IST’s x12

THA THANG:
Run to 1/4 mile markers stop and perform exercise

Exercises included:

Merkins x15 (double count)

Squats x31 (Single count)

Mountain Climbers x31 

Burpees x7(oyo)

Lunges x12 (each leg)

Merkins x31 (single count)

JLo’s x15 (Double count)

Reverse Crunches x15 (double count)

MARY:
Hold plank 1 minute

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out

MOLESKIN:
7 Brave souls showed up this morning to run in the rain. There was a lot of grumbling going on about how everyone was sore from the MURPH on Monday. Apparently, the rest of the AO’s so far this week kept the bar set high too. Avril was midpack for the first half and then found some sort of reserve energy from somewhere and was pushing Alright Alright on the back half. This lead  many of the PAX to accuse Avril of pulling a Chairman and only going half speed at the beginning. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Carry The Load
2. INSERT

Beginning of the 2022 Mother’s Day Bod

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Avril, Draper, Gold Digger, Maverick, Meatball, Silent Bob
QIC: Teasip/Icebox

AO: FPH #doubletime #mrm
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given with COIVD Disclaimer

WARM-O-RAMA:
Chatter about Cane’s (see NMM for more detail)

THA THANG:
DT’ers ran two loops with 20 upright rows with coupons in between laps

Ruckers rucked up and down the big hill, with descending T Merkins at top and descending reverse crunches at bottom. Started at 20 and got to 17

MOLESKIN:
Several of the PAX got concerned when YHC started pulling out his coupons, but YHC explained it was just for between laps for the DTers. There was discussion about Avril’s Mother’s Day gift idea to Slippy and how he was a big fan and went “once a month.” As he was challenged by Draper about how good it is, Avril explained he really only goes for the sauce, as the chicken is simply the medium through which the sauce is delivered to his taste buds. 

YHC wasn’t sure of mumblechatter on the run, as Meatball, YHC, and Draper all ran separately with Avril and Gold Digger running and chatting together.

Icebox was sure to mention that the hills with the exercises led to him and Silent Bob “hoofing it pretty good”, but this was “a better beatdown than Rump’s bear crawl vision quest” 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. F3 McKinney Launch
2. Memorial Day Carry the Load

Sandbags & Coupons

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: DFib, TikTok, Rump Roast, Sound Machine, Chairman Mao, Jobu, Shifty McCoy, Phelps, Siesta, Plus One, Big Tex

QIC: Oatmeal

AO: Burleson Park

F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 9 IC

Stop x5 penalty burpees for not being “in cadence”

SSH  x10 IC

Squats x10 IC

Little Orphan Annies x10 IC

THA THANG:

Count off by 4’s and split into three teams.  Each man took his coupon and each team grabbed a sandbag from YHC’s trunk.  Sandbad must not touch the ground throughout the workout.

Mosey to the Pit of Dispair carrying coupons and sandbag.  Teams getting there first get rest.  Team in the six gets no rest.  

Modified DORA in the pit.  Each PAX must complete the following:

  • x50 merkins
  • x100 squats with coupons
  • x150 flutter kicks with coupons

Teammates rotated through following until exercises above are completed by each PAX:

  • Box jumps up big steps
  • Wall sit with sandbag
  • Cusak run up and down small stairs

Mosey to Turner Quad around the corner to commence a team crab walk relay with sandbag on the belly.  Each team makes one lap with sandbag trading as necessary while other team members alternate lunge walks and Cusak walks around circle.

Mosey back to park

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out.  Extolled the virtues of Shield Lock groups and gave some other inspiring soliloquy that would have gotten an eyeroll or two from Icebox if he was in attendance.   PAX bolted quickly to grab Bubba’s before many returned for the 2.0 workout.

MOLESKIN:

Mumblechatter was varied.  There was a ‘new and improved’ (???) Rump Roast present.  While he did refer to YHC several times as Cadre Oatmeal for the GrowRuck approach to the workout, I never got an ‘F*** You,’ only a “This is great, we should do more workouts like this again!’  This almost caused YHC to grab his block and go home in disgrace and shame.  Overall some complaints, but the PAX were resilient and showed great toughness.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Carry the Load Memorial Day Event: May 30, noon – May 31, 13:30
  • 2.0 workout following at 0900
  • McKinney workout May 15, May 22 @ 0700, Bonnie Wenk Park
  • F3 Golf