Date: 5/3/2019
Impossible 29s
DATE: 5/2/19
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Coach K, Gold Digger, Ina, Oatmeal, Sally, Special Sauce, Teasip
QIC: Alright Alright
AO: The Bridge
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x15
IST x15
Mosey to The Bridge
THA THANG:
29s (Jacob’s Ladder)
Run across Bridge… 28:1 merkins
Run across Bridge… 1:28 groiners
The reps of each round would obviously add up to 29.
Repeato for 29 minutes
Some completed the round of 22 merkins and 7 groiners, some 23 and 6, maybe some 24 and 5
Mosey back to La Madeleine
Then for each PAX: 29-g=a where g=final round of groiners completed and a=additional groiners. YHC had to do 22 groiners here.
Then for each PAX: 29-a=b where a=additional groiners and b=burpees. YHC had to do 7 burpees here.
IST until time was up.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC preached to the PAX that we need to keep accelerating the difficulty of our workouts. At all of our workouts every single PAX should get stronger, physically of course, but also mentally. We need to have workouts at which Special Sauce is unsure of whether or not he will be able to make it through. YHC drew up this workout because it is impossible. This was designed to help everyone get tougher mentally. Never underestimate the power of impossibility when designing a workout.
MOLESKIN:
Thanks to all of the PAX that joined YHC to celebrate YHC’s 29th birthday. You guys push YHC to be better in every facet of my life everyday. Thank you.
Jacob’s Ladder to Hell
DATE: 4/20/19
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Coach Knight (FNG), Coach K, Icebox, Podcast, Sally, Gold Digger, Chairman Mao, Ina, Teasip, Sex Panther, Plus One, Pepper, Rump Roast, Pow Pow, Mile High
QIC: Alriht Alright
AO: Burleson Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25
IST x15
Carolina Dry Docks x10
Monkey Humpers x5
THA THANG:
Fast Mosey to Parking Garage – Plank Jacks while waiting for the six
Jacob’s Ladder: run to the top of the garage, 7:1 nipplers, run to the bottom, 1:7 Bonnie Blairs
Pick up the six, flutter kicks, plank jacks, mountain climbers and plankorama
Irkins x10
Derkins x5
Mosey to Park
Team BLIMPS: Partner 1 runs, partner 2 does exercise, flapjack and repeato (50 Burpees, 100 Lunges, 150 Imperial Storm Troopers, 200 Merkins, 250 Plank Jacks, 300 Squats) – no team made it past merkins, Sally/Coach Knight and Podcast/Icebox were closest.
Burpees x10
MARY:
Plenty if you ran to the front of the group
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed a thankful Easter prayer.
MOLESKIN:
Coach K brought his dad, also Brian, to the beatdown today. We naturally named him Coach Knight because Bobby Knight was Mike Krzyzewski’s mentor.
We said farewell to Mile High yesterday and wish him the best as he and his family move to Aberdeen, Mississippi this week. Mile High has always been thinking about the best way to grow F3 Dallas and to impact the PAX and the community. He is truly a #HIM and he will be greatly missed.
Not much mumblechatter today as the PAX got pretty spread out during the Jacob’s Ladder, but the PAX were constantly encouraging each other as they ran past each other in the garage. They were also supportive in picking up the six. To keep PAX of all fitness levels #accelerating we need workouts like this, but if the group spreads out the guys at the front have to pick up the six. Everyone gets stronger in that situation.
A massive group went to breakfast at the greatest #coffeteria AO in F3 Nation, Bubba’s. We sat outside in the sun and enjoyed some great #SecondF. We discussed workouts, golf, The Ticket, California vs. Texas, Sally’s job search, Pepper’s job search, and countless other topics.
Quality Time with Rump
DATE: 4/19/2019
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Alright Alright, Coach K, Teasip, Sex Panther, Sally, F-150, Oatmeal
QIC: Rump Roast
AO: Burleson Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given
WARM-O-RAMA:
20x SSH IC double count
20x Merkins IC single count
15x Cotton Pickers
20x IST’s
THA THANG:
Mosey around the park to the tennis courts. Stopping at each “corner” for 5 OYO Burpee’s. Focus on hitting the push-up at the bottom.
Lazy Dora (An estranged and despised relative of Dora 1-2-3)
Partner up
100 Merkins
P1 10x Merkins/P2 hold Plank
200 LBC’s
P1 20x LBC’s/P2 hold 6” Leg Lift
300 Squats
P1 25 Squats/P2 hold Squat position
Bear Crawl the tennis courts in between sets as a team and to finish. (a few got done quick and did some “extra”, I noticed planks, plank jacks, more bear crawling)
Mosey to the soft top – Stayed partnered up in even teams and did the circuit (3 sets).
5x Pull Ups
10x single count Dips
10x single count Erkins
10x single count Swerkins
Moseyed back to the tennis courts for The RUMP –
R – 20x Ranger Merkins
U – 15x each side Up Straddle Hops
M – 15x Merkins
P – 15x Prisoner Squats (these were going to be prisoner get ups, I omaha’d to save our knees)
We had a few minutes left and the Q was out of work out. We ran back around the park doing 5 burpees at each corner again. It was much harder the second time.
MARY:
WWII Sit Ups for 120sec
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Prayed us out
MOLESKIN:
So for me, today was really my VQ… That last one I really co-Q’d with Teasip and he lead the last 15mins or so. I also had him there to help me out if I needed help. Thanks Teasip for nudging me to get in there. It also really helped for today which I’m STILL feeling like was a solid workout. There’s lots of mumble chatter from someone about 100x Burpee’s vs. running 2mi. before we got started. In my planning I didn’t realize that the park doesn’t have “corners really, more like curves. We’re smart men, we figured it out! Before Lazy Dora Alright Alight stops and asks “does everyone want their partner” (or something along those lines). We’re all offended he would ask… About ¾ the way in I realize Sex Panther and I are about a whole set behind and that he was trying to clue us in. We made it work!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
- Q Source at 1130am at Preston Center I believe I heard Taco Dinner.
3-15 – Thunderlips VQ
#backblast
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Special Sauce, Chairman Mao, Sally, Alright Alright, Sex Panther, Coach K, Teasip, Oatmeal, Rump Roast, My Space, Icebox.
QIC: Thunderlips
AO: Caruth Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME:
Given
WARM-O-
RAMA:
Hot start – Mosey to Tennis Courts
Shoulder Warm Up:
Arm Circles x 1 Min OYO
SSH x 30 IC
Burpees x 25 OYO
Seal Jacks x 30 IC
Close Grip Merkins x 10 IC
Ray Lewis’s x 25 IC
Wide Grip Merkins x 10 IC
Dirkins x 10 with Partner
THA THANG:
Bottom Feeders:
Wheelbarrow with Partner 20 yards then complete 20 Dirkins OYO – swap with partner and return to starting point.
Broken Wheelbarrow (one leg free) with Partner 20 yards then pair completes 30 Merkins OYO (Swap positions and Partner repeat going back)
Empty Wheelbarrow (facing up) with Partner 20 Merkins OYO (on knees)
Lunges across tennis court and reverse lunges back
Mosey to Playground
Circuit for 8 minutes which included 5 Pullups, 10 Merkins, 15 Squats
Finished with Dips on Benches x 25 IC.
MARY:
Hold Em Ups x 20 IC (2 sets)
Dolly x 20 IC
Rosalita x 20 IC
LBS’s x 15 IC
Flutter Kicks x 15 IC
Knee Ups/Rugby Situps x 15 IC
Freddie Mercury’s x 15 IC
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Circle up to pray.
MOLESKIN:
Lots of mumble chatter but VQ was too busy thinking about stuff to recall all of it – here are the cliff notes…
MumbleChatter – Pax suggested “Prime Time” would be great FNG name for a super cocky FNG.
QIC kept stopping exercises on rep increments other than intervals of 5 which invited mumblechatter.
PAX learned not to make eye contact with partner during “empty wheelbarrowing”.
PAX complained of all the Merkins this week.
PAX mentioned that MARY on the soft top was more enjoyable than MARY on pavement or turf.
QIC Brought favorite beer (Love Street Kolsch from Karbach) to celebrate VQ
Chairman Mao showed his knowledge of Deep State mind control programs by spouting off facts about Project MKUltra.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Q-Source today at 1230 @ Hopdoddy
2. Saturday Morning – 3-16 Q @ 0700 Burleson Park – QIC – Plus One
Masters Saturday Beat Down
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Rump Roast, Antman, Coach K, Pow Pow, Rocketman, Baby Ruth (FNG), Sex Panther, Thunderlips, Cabanaboy
QIC: Oatmeal (YHC), Alright Alright
AO: Burleson Park (Parking garage)
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given
WARM-O-RAMA:
Skipped due to workout
THA THANG:
YHC and Alright devised A Workout Unlike Any Other in the spirit of the Masters Tournament assigning an exercise to each hole of Augusta National. With partners, the goal was to complete each exercise x hole yardage in three minutes. As the timer expired score was taken for each “hole”. To achieve reps x yardage on each hole resulted in a birdie. A score of par was recorded as noted below. Anything less was considered a bogey. No sand traps, water hazards or penalty shots! Holes were as follows:
Tea Olive 445 reps (yards) – SSH – Par 300
Pink Dogwood 400 reps – IST – Par 400
Flowering Peach 350 reps – Flutter Kicks – Par 300
Flowering Crab Apple: 240 reps – Crab Cakes – Par 200
Magnolia: 495 reps – Monkey Humpers – Par 300
Juniper 180 reps – Jumping Spiders – Par 180
Pampas 450 reps – Plank Jacks – Par 300
Yellow Jasmine 570 reps – Squats – Par 400
Carolina Cherry 460 reps – Carolina Dry Docks – Par 300
Camelia 495 reps – Calf Raises – Par 300
White Dogwood 505 reps – WWI SitUps – Par 300
Golden Bell: 155 reps – Burpees – Par 155
Azalea 510 reps – Alabama Prom Dates Par 400
Chinese Fir 440 reps – Seal Jacks – Par 300
Firethorn 530 reps – Overhead Claps – Par 400
Redbud 170 reps – Groiners – Par 170
Nandina 440 reps – Mountain Climbers – Par 300
Holly 465 reps – Low Dolly – Par 300
The tournament began in a dead heat with several team posting birdies on the first two holes and things steadily went down from there. Scores began falling as the course showed its fangs. Rules were changed mid-workout to encourage teams to complete exercises when it was a foregone conclusion a bogey was the only possible outcome. Team with highest reps lost a stroke, lowest reps gained a stroke. The round continued until hole 14 at which time the weather horn blew and PAX happily packed in their “clubs”.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out
MOLESKIN:
Mumblechatter was generally focused on the structure (or lack thereof) of the workout, the difficulty and pure impossibility of achieving even a par on some of the “holes”. Reality hit PAX on holes 4 & 5 as it was quickly acknowledged by Alright that 495 monkey humpers may have been a bad idea. It never improved from there. Overall grumbling and pain throughout. Comments about rule changes was thrown about and I believe someone commented that changing the rules so many times was similar to playing golf with an 8 year old.
YHC set out to make Amen Corner (holes 11-13) something extra challenging, but alas, it all sucked! In fact, PAX continued to whine (YHC maybe most of all) about their calves through Tuesday’s workout. But, by god, I was going to get a birdie!!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Q Source on Wednesdays and Fridays at Chick-Fil-A on Hillcrest and Preston Center, respectively.
The Murph 2nd Quarter Benchmark
DATE: 4/12/19
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Coach K, Special Sauce, F150, Oatmeal, Aaarrrggghhh, Icebox, Ant Man, Sex Panther, Gold Digger
QIC: Alright Alright
AO: Germany Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle Hops
Imperial Storm Troopers
THA THANG:
THE MURPH:
Run 1 mile
20 rounds of: 5 pull-ups, 10 merkins, 15 squats
Run 1 miles
Times:
Special Sauce: 30:41
Alright Alright: 31:30 – 32:40 in Q1
Coach K: 33:28 – 34:35 in Q1
Oatmeal: 35:23 – 37:53 in Q1
Icebox: 35:27 – 35:33 in Q1
F150: 35:50 – 39:40 in Q1
Aaarrrggghhh: 38:00
Gold Digger: 40:00
Ant Man: 40:30
Sex Panther: Completed 1/2 of the second mile
#backblast Ruck w/ Rump

DATE: 4/11/2019
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: F150, Alright Alright, Sex Panther
QIC: Rump Roast
AO: Le Madeline Mockingbird
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME:
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Ina lead the COT and told a good story about a former student Eli and then prayed us out.
MOLESKIN:
There was some mumble chatter about YHC’s lack of single count cadence ability to “halt” so I’ll be working on that in the future. There was some chatter about the whereabouts of Tupelo, MS. Sex Panther has been killing it on the workouts, I’m beginning if Alright Alright isn’t making him come…
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Happy hour this Friday – Location TBD
2. QSource this Friday 1130am – Preston Center-ish
The Return of Oatmeal
DATE: 4/3/19
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Oatmeal, Pow Pow, Sally
QIC: Alright Alright
AO: Flag Pole Hill Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given
WARM-O-RAMA:
None
THA THANG:
2 loops of 2.5 miles each
Alright Alright ran at a 7:00 pace
Oatmeal ran around an 8:15 pace, with some doubling back to pick up PowPow
PowPow – not sure what pace, but fought through a difficult 5 mile run with courage
Sally – ran his own route due to Keto diet and soreness
MOLESKIN:
The group spread out quickly as it often does at DoubleTime. However, if we get more guys out there we can have several different pace groups pushing each other. YHC needs Pepper out there… but probably not Eli, he might be able to double time the double time.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Q Source Wednesday at 1800 at Chick-fil-A on Hillcrest. Topic: Whetstone aka Mentorship
2. Q Source Friday at 1130 at some restaurant in Preston Center.
3. Happy Hour on Friday at 1700. Location has not yet been determined.
Preblast April 7, 2019
Our mission is to plant, grow and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.
Upcoming this week:
Q Source Groups
- Wednesday nights at 6 PM at Chick-fil-A on Hillcrest (across of SMU).
- Friday for lunches at 11:30 AM at Taco Joint in Preston Center.
Q Source Groups are a great place to learn and explore the leadership philosophy of F3. We meet to improve our leadership skills for the benefit of our families, workplaces and neighborhoods. The philosophies are based on timeless principles, they are also useful for any group that wants to improve the leadership skills of its members.
Workouts & AOs:
MONDAY:
5:30-6:15 | Mutt Ruck Monday | Flag Pole Hill (Second Parking Area) | Q: Icebox
5:30-6:15 | Double Time (Run) | Flag Pole Hill (Second Parking Area) | Q: Alright Alright
TUESDAY:
5:30-6:15 | Bootcamp Workout | Glencoe Park AO (Eastside playground) | Q: TBD
WEDNESDAY:
5:45-6:30 | Bootcamp Workout | Caruth Park AO (Parking lot) | Q: TBD
THURSDAY:
5:30-6:15 | Running Workout W/ Pain Stations | Katy Trail AO (La Madeline) | Q: TBA
FRIDAY:
5:30-6:15 | Bootcamp Workout | Check Twitter | Q: F150
SATURDAY:
7:00-8:00| Bootcamp Workout | Burleson Park AO (Park on Southside) | Q: TBD
WEATHER POLICY:
As the weather grows colder know we do workout outdoors and what our policy is…
1. We don’t cancel for cold, wind, or rain. If possible, we defy the forecast (#Cantore) & POST!
2. We don’t mess with lightning. Lightning will kill you. If there’s lightning, we will cancel or ENDEX.
3. Check Twitter for updates before the workout.
4. #SYITG