Teasip’s Quarter Mile Special

THE SCENE:  23 clear
AO: #katytrailthursday
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle Hop x20
Imperial Storm Trooper x15
One leg deadlifts x5 each leg

THA THANG:
Quarter mile pain stations on the way out
Merkins x15, Penguin crunch x15, Overhead claps x15

Teasip 2nd quarter special (Irkins x10, Derkins x10), the Bird x10
Dips x15, Step ups x12 each leg, LBC x20

Sprint the next quarter, then start back with Native American run 1/2 mile

Two more pain stations
Teasip 2nd quarter special (Irkins x10, Derkins x10)

Monkey humpers (per AlrightAlright request) x10, Squats x20

Mosey back to La Madeline for Freddie Mercury x20, then CoT where YHC prayed us out and serenade the group with the Wake Fight Song.

MARY:
Nada

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 PAX – AlrightAlright, Sleeveless, Ina, Andrew Silverthorn, Jaws
Q: Teasip

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
6 PAX joined together in the gloom for a nice run along the Katy Trail. With our Olympic type speed on the trail, we figured the wind chill was probably 6 degrees. Unfortunately, the only F150 sightings this morning was of the motorized type. #tclaps to Jaws for joining us and Ina for being the only one to wear shorts with no leggings.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GoRuck signups – Houston, TX February 24 (https://www.goruck.com/event-13776/)

Spartan Race signups – Burnet TX May 20 (https://www.spartan.com/en/race/detail/3284/overview)
Contact Alright Alright for details

Eruzione VQ

THE SCENE:  12 chilly
AO: Caruth Park
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x20
IST 15
Slow squats x15
Overhead claps x15

THA THANG:
Mosey
   High knees
   Butt kicks
   Walking lunges
3 stops for exercises:
   10 Mountain Climbers
   10 Shoulder tap merkins
   10 merkins

Back to the tennis court:

4 Corners (Pushups, Squats, Carolina drydocks, LBCs)
   Round 1: 30x30x30x30 – bear crawls in between
   Round 2: 20x20x20x20 – broad jumps in between
   Round 3: 10x10x10x10 – Walking lunges in between
   Round 4: 5x5x5x5 – walk in between

Mosey to the soft top

Grab a bench:
   15 dips
   8 derkins
   8 incline merkins

10 burpees oyo

MARY:
Freddie Mercury
WWII sit ups
Rosalita
Turkish getups

To finish up:
Ring of fire: plank/merkins, al Gore/Gorilla jump
Mosey back to the parking lot
Merkins to failure

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 PAX – Pepper, Mini Me, Spread, Coach K, Ina, Aaarrrggghhh, splash, Plus One, AlrightAlright, Teasip
VQ: Eruzione

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
Thanks for the good turnout today, had a lot of fun putting together the workout, hope y’all enjoyed it as much as I did. Have an awesome weekend!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GoRuck signups – Houston, TX February 24 (https://www.goruck.com/event-13776/)

Spartan Race signups – Burnet TX May 20 (https://www.spartan.com/en/race/detail/3284/overview)
    Contact Alright Alright for details

DJ Icebox Ones for the Pax

THE SCENE:  32 mostly sunny
AO: Burleson Park
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHs x 21
Imperial Storm Troopers x 22
High Knees
Butt Kickers

THA THANG:
Lil Wayne, Lollipop – lunges + burpees when he says “lollipop” (17)
D4L, Laffy Taffy – plank + merkins when they say “laffy taffy” (60)
Kayne West, Gold Digger – suicides
Pulltab, The Yao Ming Song – flutter kick + LBC’s when they say “Yao Ming” (99)
Snoop Dogg, Drop it Like it’s Hot – overhead claps + squats when he says “hot” (32)
OutKast, Hey Ya – Crab Walk Native American Run
DMX, Party Up – side lunges + jump when he says “up” (33)
Puddle of Mudd, Psycho – Freddy Mercury’s + reverse crunch when they say “one” (30)
POD, Boom – suicides
Trapt, Headstrong – Bear Crawl Native American Run
Tyga, Rack City – back plank + floor bridge when he says “rack” (82)
Lloyd Banks, On Fire – single leg dead lift + burpees when he says “fire” (21)
Colt Ford, My Truck – plank + merkin when he says “truck” (37)
Kendrick Lamar, Alright – back extensions + t merkin when he says “alright” (27)

MARY:
Nada

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 PAX – Eruzione, F150, Pepper, Coach K, Ina, AlrightAlright, Plus One, Chairman Mao, Wolf, Goldie
Q: Icebox

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
Thanks for the good turnout today, had a lot of fun putting together the workout, hope y’all enjoyed it as much as I did. Have an awesome weekend!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GoRuck signups – Houston, TX February 24 (https://www.goruck.com/event-13776/)

Spartan Race signups – Burnet TX May 20 (https://www.spartan.com/en/race/detail/3284/overview)
    Contact Alright Alright for details

Arctic Bear Crawls and Burpees

THE SCENE:  25 and clear
AO: Mockingbird Station
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHs x25
Cotton Pickers x15
Imperial Storm Troopers x15

THA THANG:
Partner(s) 1 run to top of parking deck while Partner 2 bear crawls up. Partner(s) 1 run down to relieve Partner 2 and repeat until reaching the top.

Run up parking deck stairs with 5 squats at every platform.

Dora
100 Merkins
200 Squats
300 Ohd Claps
400 LBCs

Partner(s) 1 knocking out reps
Partner 2 runs up one ramp, 5 burpees, runs back

MARY:
Penguin Crunch x15
Rosalita x15
Shoulder Touches x10

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
3 PAX – F150, Alright Alright
Q: Coach K

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
In this gloom it was an artic beatdown with wind coming into the parking garage from every direction…so much so the stairs were welcomed. A lot of audibles this morning to accommodate someone’s complaints about the amount of leg exercises (Coach K is such a nice guy). It was cold, nobody denied that, but once we got settled at the AO it was just another day. Yeah getting out of bed sucks, but it makes you and those around you better men when you do. Every morning ya gotta buckle down. Fire up the truck. And don’t look back. See y’all in the gloom.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GoRuck signups – Houston, TX February 24 (https://www.goruck.com/event-13776/)

Spartan Race signups – Burnet TX May 20 (https://www.spartan.com/en/race/detail/3284/overview)
    Contact Alright Alright for details

Run Run Run

THE SCENE:  55 mostly clear
AO: La Madeline
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSHs x 15
Reach Throughs x 10
ISTs x 12

THA THANG:
Jog to The Trail, mixing in backwards running, karaoke, and high knees.

Werkins x 15
Rugby sit-ups x 15
.25 mile interval
Freddy mercury x 15
Jump squats x 20 OYO
.25 mile interval
American hammers x 15
Monkey humpers x 15
.25 mile interval
Dips x 15
.25 mile interval

Partner run –
Pair up, one partner runs and interval, other performed 15 burpees.
Flapjack

.50 mile Indian run
Flutter kicks x 30
.50 mile Bataan Death March, 5 merkins for the PAX at the back end
.25 mile interval to finish it out

Mosey back to start point

MARY:
None – Zilch – Nada.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 PAX – Eli, AlrightAlright, Aaarrrggghhh, Chairman Mao, F150, Ina
Q: Pepper

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
Cutting quickly through the mumble chatter, we got right to the Thang at 0530

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GoRuck signups – Houston, TX February 24 (https://www.goruck.com/event-13776/)

Spartan Race signups – Burnet TX May 20 (https://www.spartan.com/en/race/detail/3284/overview)
    Contact Alright Alright for details

Peppered with music

THE SCENE:  41 and Mostly Sunny
AO: Burleson Park
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 20
Hillbillies x 10
IST x 10

THA THANG:
Chumbaburpee (Burpee every time “I get down” in song Chumbawumba)
Bring Sally Up – Al gores to the song “Flower” (Moby), duck walk while in down position
Roxanne – merkin every “roxanne”, plank jack every “red light”

Mosey to the parking garage

Partner up and do ½ a set of BOMBs
1 partner exercises, other partner runs backwards up two levels of the parking garage, sprints back.
Trade off with partner
Burpees (25)
Overhead claps (50)
Merkins (75)
Big boy situps (100)
Squats (125)

Thunder Truck – Plank and for every “thunder” perform a Makhtar N’Diaye to the song “Thunderstruck” (ACDC)

Mosey to the bottom of the parking deck. Various cardio exercises up each ramp with alternating ab exercises at the top of each ramp.
Lunge walk, flutter kicks
Bear crawl, rosalita
Reverse lung walk, Homer to Marge
Crawl bear, Russian twists
Burpee Dan (two levels)

MARY:
None – Zilch – Nada.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
2 PAX – AlrightAlright, F150, Ina, Eli, Coach K, Arghhh, Eruzione, Special Sauce
Q: Pepper

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:


MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GoRuck signups

AlrightAlright’s Tower of Terror

THE SCENE:  34 F and clear  
AO: La Madeleine
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25
IST x15

THA THANG:
Native American Run to Mustang Parking Deck
TOWER OF TERROR
Partners take turns running up one level of parking deck and doing decreasing numbers of burpees starting at 13 going down to 1.
The “resting partner” did AMRAP of the following exercises:
T-T-merkins
O-Big O
W-Werkins
E-Erkins
R-Rugby Sit-ups
O-Big O
F-Freddie Mercury
T-Tmerkins
E-Erkins
R-Rugby Sit-ups
R-Rugby Sit-ups
O-Big O
R-Rugby Sit-ups
Native American run to parking lot.

MARY:
None – Zilch – Nada.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 PAX – Coach K, F150, Icebox, Ina, Jotrz,
Q: AlrightAlright

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked to the PAX about holding other men accountable. That is our duty. We all need to step up and hold our friends accountable to make them better men. Action Step: Reach out to other PAX to encourage them to post more consistently.


MOLESKIN:
None – Zilch – Nada
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GoRuck signups

Icebox’s DJ

THE SCENE:  27 F and clear  
AO: Burleson Park
F3 WELCOME
WARM-O-RAMA:
None – Zilch – Nada.

THA THANG:
Mosey to parking garage

Bon Jovi, Living on a Prayer – warmup
Charlie Daniels Band, Devil Went Down to Georgia – suicides
In This Moment, Blood – plank + merkins when they say blood (48X)
Big Sean, Bounce Back – squats + burpees when he says bounce (21X)
Linking Park, Crawling – bear crawl for duration
Van Halen, Jump – lunge + jump when they say jump
Limp Bizkit, Rollin – back plank + floor bridge when they say rollin (82X)
Luke Bryan, Country Girl – downward dog plank + Carolina dry dock when he says girl (41X)
Foo Fighters, My Hero – suicides
Van Halen, You Really Got Me – Freddy Mercury’s + WWII sit ups when they say girl
Jason Aldene, She’s Country – start in plank position, change to plank position of your choosing when he says country

Here’s a link to the playlist
https://open.spotify.com/user/martijos/playlist/1wpAbcCJ39yEaoScntQErG?si=6f4TG18ASfGFLzx4FjEukg

MARY:
None – Zilch – Nada.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 PAX – Aaarrrggghhh, AlrightAlright, Coach K, Clipboard, Eruzione, F150,
Q: Icebox

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
None – Zilch – Nada.


MOLESKIN:
Bitterly cold morning where the PAX discussed not feeling portions of our body.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GoRuck signups