Safari and Penalty Burpees

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Alright Alright, Big Tex, Chairman Mao, Dfib, FNG – El Chapo, Jobu, Nicky Roth, Oatmeal, Poppy, Pow Pow, Rump Roast, Sally, Sex Panther, Sound Machine, Siesta, Slippy, Sweet Baby, Tik Tok, Trash Panda, Ultra, Whoops
QIC: Teasip

AO: Burleson
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given, with added disclosure for COVID

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 20, IST x15, Hillbilly x12, warmup lap around the park

THA THANG:
Red Barchetta across the field

1 penalty burpee for Sally being 1 min late and then 8 penalty burpees for Tik Tok being 8 mins late (more to come on the penalty burpees) 

Safari: Form two lines, then do the below exercises two rounds each

Native American Duck Walk, everyone in line hold an Al Gore
Native American Bear Crawl, everyone in line hold a plank
Native American Crawl Bear, everyone in line hold a plank
Native American Crab Walk, everyone in line hold a Wilt Chamberlain

Everyone sprint like a roadrunner to the sidewalk, then Native American Run around the park to the playground

Mosey to the tennis court, where half the group did a suicide while the rest did burpees. Flapjack. 

Next 10 Dry Docks, and at this point, the ECers joined us. They were 52 minutes late, so everyone did 52 burpees, then ended with 10 squats

MARY:
We never did do the rugby sit ups

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out

MOLESKIN:
YHC decided to take the PAX on a little safari this AM. YHC had thought about a big planned beatdown, but alas, was slammed with work this week, so that will have to wait. The Red Barchetta starter was a crowd pleaser and generated a few “FUs” from Rump. There were some issues with defining which fence and which trash can for a few of the sprints, so YHC knows why this exercise is normally done on a football field.

The NA Duck Walk led to some discussion about the best human duck call in F3, where the consensus was Ultra would have it, with Sex Panther second. Sound Machine had a rather surprising good duck call, which he claimed is partially due to his first car having hooves.

In the middle of the NA Crab Walks, YHC turned to Alright Alright and asked if the ECers joined the beatdown, should YHC make the PAX do penalty burpees for them being 35 min late. Alright Alright said we should, which YHC kept in his back packet.

A lot of mumble chatter during the Safari, which led YHC to think that maybe the Safari wasn’t a sufficient beatdown, so YHC decided to ramp up the cardio with the NA run and suicide at the tennis court. We decided to split into two groups for the suicides and YHC took Alright Alright’s suggestion of the group doing burpees while they waited, which YHC happily obliged (insert more “FUs” from Rump Roast). 

YHC was going to just do a few exercises and some Mary, but the ECers joined right after the suicides, so YHC had to be consistent and fair and thus 52 penalty burpees were required for the ECers showing up 52 min late. This led to quite a bit of grumbling and a few cries of foul from the ECers saying we were late to the EC workout. However, YHC would like to point out that YHC did not join the EC group or workout at all, so YHC didn’t attend the EC workout. The ECers joined the workout that started at 0700, and thus the penalty burpees were instituted. 

FNG naming occurred. Potential other names were Wild Thing, Dorn (Jobu brought him, so another Major League theme), or maybe Loggins (he has a great head of hair). But El Chapo, mentioned he is a rock climber the rock climbing led to discussions about El Captain where free climbing occurs, and that led to El Chapo. 

Shoutout to the perfect weekers (Big Tex, F150, Slippy, and Sex Panther) and pour one out for Bleep and Special Sauce. Bleep is usually absent on Saturdays, so that’s understandable. Special Sauce was unable to return from beyond the wall in time, as he journeyed to the great North yesterday. Though he’ll probably be happy that he missed all the penalty burpees after requesting no burpees. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. F3 Grow Ruck in two weekends (April 9-11). Houston has scholarships available!
2. Carry the Load on Memorial Day, May 31
3. F3 Golf

Upset Special – Rain or Shine

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Oatmeal, Stingray, F150, Trash Panda, Adam (FNG)
QIC: Swiper

AO: The Harbor
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
16 – Side Straddle Hops – I/C
16- Imperial Storm Troopers – I/C
18 – Daisy Pickers – I/C

THA THANG:
Modified due to the weather, so more reps, less moseying. 

In the spirit we talked about underdogs in the first round….

Starting with the 12 Seed…Jacobs Ladder 12:1

Merkin

Outlaw

Onto the 13 seed…Jacobs Ladder 13:1

Rockette Dips


Everests – modified with benches instead of the hill

16 Seed…

Hillbilly Squats – 16 I/C


Everest – 9 OYO

14 Seed…Jacobs Ladder 14:1 – Cut short due to time

American Hammer

Dan Taylor (1 squat/4 lunges)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Prayers for Strength

MOLESKIN:
Discussion about rain, weather forecasts and sideways rain since the patio was very wet and limited the exercises…we learned a lot about the FNG and how names were given.  We were all surprised that Oatmeal wasn’t familiar with Stingray’s origin, but were equally surprised of Oatmeal’s origin.  YHC’s Upset Special was also discovered at the end of the workout…peck em Eagles, peck em!  

Doomsday Clock 2021

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Ultra, Nicky Roth, Rump Roast, Jobu, Big Tex, Whoops, Sound Machine, Sally, Agnes, Nate Hartman (FNG/Boggle), Isaiah, Pow Pow, Siesta, Bleep, Ina, Dirtbag, Draper, Avril, Special Sauce, Ant Man, Classified
QIC: Oatmeal

AO: Burleson Park

F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
IST x15 IC

SSH x 20 IC

Windmill x 10 IC

1 penalty burpee for Ant Man’s tardiness

THA THANG:

Mosey to Quad for the Doomsday Clock for approximately 40 minutes:

Making use of the 12 spokes (sidewalks) out from the fountain, YHC had PAX perform the following rotating around each spoke like clockwork. 

  1. 10 Pam Andersons (burpee nippler)
  2. 20 Squats
  3. 30 V Ups
  4. 40 Merkins
  5. 50 Rugby Situps
  6. 60 Gorilla Squats
  7. 70 Mountain Climbers (x2)
  8. 80 Lunges (x1)
  9. 90 OH Presses
  10. 100 Plank Jacks
  11. 110 OH Claps
  12. 120 LBC’s

Following each set of exercises, PAX ran the length of spoke, performed burpees x station number (total of 78 burpees) and ran back to fountain (hub) to start next station.  An exception was made following gorilla squats and OH presses, where PAX bear crawled the length of the spoke and back.  

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out.  YHC challenged the PAX to seek the input of each of their M’s about F3.  There has been a theme lately from several of us whose M’s have not held F3 in the highest regard for various reasons, which means that we and much more, I, have failed to properly bring back the tenets of the life-changing organization back to my home.  I challenged the PAX to bring back the feedback and vowed to create more 2F events that include the M’s and 2.0’s as we begin to emerge from Covid prison.  

MOLESKIN:

YHC had the thought to roll this oldie out after not having completed it in over a year.  Many new PAX that had not felt the burn of the Doomsday Clock so why not!  PAX were spread around the circle and YHC heard several conversations (this tells me there is much more effort to be put forth if one can carry on a park walk chat).  YHC received several complaints and groans, but only one emphatic “FU” from Rump so I will assume that he is getting stronger and the workout isn’t a cake walk since it seemed to gas most everybody else.  TClaps to Classified and Special Sauce.  Classified kept a weight vest on the entire time.  This workout sucks without added weight.  Sauce brought a speaker and playlist with minimal notice.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • GrowRuck Alamo 4/9-4/11
  • Carry the Load Memorial Day ruck – details will be forthcoming
  • F3 Golf…

No Mustang, just #theTrail

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Alright Alright, Avril, Chairman Mao, Gambler, Ina, Meatball, Oatmeal, Pow Pow, Special Sauce
QIC: Teasip

AO: Katy Trail #katytrailthursday
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given, with the COVID disclaimer

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x15, IST x15, Squats x10

THA THANG:
Mosey to the trail for quarter intervals with the following exercises:

-OH Press x20, The Bird/Angels in the Outfield x15
-Irkins x10, Derkins x10, Rugby situps x12 OYO
-Step ups x12, Dips x12, LBC x12
-Carolina Dry Docks x12 
-Box jumps x12, Uptown Crunch x12 only one side
-Uptown Crunch x12 other side, Merkins x12, Yeah Thrusts x20
-Lunge walk 25 yards, then finish the last quarter with Plank Jacks x15, Mountain Climbers x15

Mosey back to La Madeline

MARY:
Done during the workout

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out

MOLESKIN:
YHC had promised Ina there would be no #mustang this AM, but when it was 0627 and Ina wasn’t there, YHC debated doing it since it had been so long. But, alas, Ina rolled up in the minivan at 0628, so we moseyed to the trail.
Avril had received a verbal from Bleep, but like many college bound athletes, Bleep changed his commitment the day of. Not sure if he received some impermissible benefits or not. The Infractions Committee is currently investigating and thus he may receive probation or a cervesa reduction for a couple months.
Overall a good time had on the trail with some complaints from Alright Alright about others getting a head start, Avril going a little hard on a few quarters and Ina doing his best dazed and confused of “I stay the same speed, but everyone else keeps getting faster.”
Five PAX did their best #westside impression by hitting up Starbucks after. No PSLs were purchased, but some HIM did purchase coffees for their M’s (Alright Alright and Avril). YHC, Chairman Mao, and Gambler did not partake in the purchase or drinking of caffeinated beverages.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. GrowRuck Aril 9-11
2. F3 Golf coming soon

More Hops Than an IPA

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Rump Roast, Oatmeal, Jobu, F150, Special Sauce, Bleep, Slushii, Ultra, Chairman Mao, Avril, Dirtbag, Trash Panda, Gold Digger, Meatball, Swiper, Stingray
QIC: Slippy

AO: The Harbor
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME:

WARM-O-RAMA:
20 SSH, IST; 15 Merkins, Veggie Pickers, Windmills

THA THANG:
Mosey to track

1 x lap Native American run

1 x lap Native American hop

  • Everyone in single file line in plank
  • Rear person in line hops over each person to get to front of line
  • First 100 meters = squat jump
  • Second 100 meters = right leg hop
  • Third 100 meters = left leg hop
  • Fourth 100 meters = burpee between each person

Mosey back to park

MARY:
30 Merkins OYO

Flutter kicks of unknown count and duration

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Sign up for Grow Ruck San Antonio!

Avril VQ Groundhog Day

#Backblast Glencoe 03/09/2021

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Alright Alright, Sex Panther, DFib, F150, Shifty McCoy, Rump Roast, Ultra, Gambler, Bleep, Oatmeal, Teasip, Draper, Agnes, Jobu, Slushii, Plus One, Classified, Stingray, PowPow, and Special Sauce 
QIC: Avril

AO: Glencoe
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
13x SSH IC

13x Daisy Pickers

13x Hillbillies

THA THANG:

Appetizer:

Indian Run around Glencoe

Groundhog Day:

Deadlifts x10

Overhead Press x10

Upright Rows x10

American Hammers x10

Squats x10

Short loop through Glencoe

Rinse Repeat

Finishing Touches:

Rifle Carry width of football field with 10 burpees then Rifle Carry back

Little touches of abs:

Commandos x13

Burpees x10

Flutter Kicks x20

Penguin Crunches x13

LBC x5

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

YHC thought about what should be touched on and that was upper body, back, and cardio.

MOLESKIN: YHC wanted to thank all the PAX that showed up for YHC first Q. Was exciting and focused on a mixture of cardio, upper body, and back. Ready for the next one!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Grow Ruck San Antonio 4/8 and 4/9

MRM/DT

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Swiper
QIC: Oatmeal

AO: FPH

F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
None

THA THANG:

Swiper ran 5 miles

YHC rucked a little less than 3 miles

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out.

OLESKIN:

None since we were no where in the same vicinity.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • GrowRuck Alamo 4/9-4/11
  • F3 Golf…

Wet, Muddy Lindsley

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Alright Alright, Big Tex, Classified, Meatball, Oatmeal, Siesta, Special Sauce
QIC: Teasip

AO: Lindsley Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x20, IST x15, warmup lap around the park

THA THANG:
Dirty McDeuce 3 rounds of 12 reps of the following: Step Ups, Dips, Jump Squats, Carolina Dry Docks. Lap around the park in between rounds. Meatball showed up halfway through the second round

1 punishment burpee for Special Sauce being 1 minute late and 12 punishment burpees for Meatball being late.

Mosey to the corner of Tenison and Lindsley for Partner Dora.

Partner 1 starts doing the following exercises: 100 LBCs, 200 Squats, 300 OH Presses.
Partner 2 backwards run 1 block, then run forward back to relieve Partner 1.

A couple sprints up the block with 10 squats after the first one, but no exercise after the second one. Mosey back to the pavilion for Mary.

MARY:
Uptown Crunch x11
Rosalita x12
Freddie Mercury x12
Rugby Situps x12
WW1 Situps x12

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out.

MOLESKIN:
YHC had plans for some bear crawling and other fun grass related exercises, but the rain made the field extremely muddy with standing water, so YHC decided to Omaha back to the basics. YHC planned to do the entire Dirty McDeuce in cadence, but quickly realized the Jump Squats would be rather difficult to do in cadence, so YHC pivoted to making those OYO.  

Some grumbling during the punishment burpees, including Sauce trying to convince YHC that Meatball felt caught up after about 4 burpees, but we did all of them. A lot of talk about where Dirtbag and Icebox were, with the assumption being traffic was keeping them from the beatdown with all the rain.

AA did some grumbling with the backwards running and the large number of squats, but YHC was feeling a leg heavy day. Overall a good day and we were able to mostly avoid the rain and mud.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. TID 18K about a week away!
2. Grow Ruck April 9-11

Salty Dogs

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Rump Roast, Slushii, Bleep, Broadway Joe, Agnes, Sound Machine, Big Tex
QIC: Oatmeal

AO: Burelson Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x15 IC

IST x15 IC

Overhead Claps x20 IC

Windmills x10 IC

THA THANG:

Mosey to softball diamond

1: Farmer carry both coupons, abyss merkins x5 at each base

P2: Run big loop

x2 for each partner

11’s

Curls x1 at west end tree

Triceps x10 at east end tree

Cusak walk between exercises 

  • Coupon comes down on walk or hits ground anytime x3 man makers
  • Rump Roast throws coupon x5 man makers

Mosey to tennis courts

Suicides: long to short.  Squats at each line starting x10 and counting down at each line

x2 full-length suicides

Mosey to soft top for some Mary

Reverse plank pounders w/ coupon on belly x10

LBC’s with coupon x15

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out.

MOLESKIN:

Wow, what a salty group this morning.  Workout started very mundane with the farmer carries/abyss merkins although I did get a personal “FU” from Rump to kick start the morning as we were rounding second!  Once we transitioned to the 11’s the real fun started.  The moans and groans started almost immediately with the first round of Cusaks and it went downhill from there as YHC exacted punishment if blocks were lowered during Cusaks and after what seemed to be half the PAX dropping their coupons after the first Cusak walk, YHC added more punishment for each block that hit the ground.  Finally fed up with the pain, the Salt King of the morning, Rump Roast, began to give the PAX lessons in shot putting as he routinely heaved his coupon to get a rest from carrying it overhead.  This elicited many choice words from the PAX as the man makers began to add up.  YHC ended the pain early and we made the mosey to the tennis courts where I practiced some reverse psychology on the PAX by allowing them to vote on whether to continue using the coupons.  The vote went in favor of continuing so I allowed them to drop the coupons and we proceeded to our suicides sans coupons.

The running was foreign to most of the West Siders but they adapted to the small amount that YHC presented.  Overall, it appears the workout was a favorite…especially on the Rump Scale.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Patriot Challenge 
  • TID18K on 3/6
  • GrowRuck Alamo 4/9-4/11
  • F3 Golf…

Lindsley on Ice

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Icebox, Dirtbag, Meatball
QIC: Oatmeal

AO: Lindsley Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 25 IC

IST’s x 20 IC

Snow pickers x10 IC

Run to playground tree and back

THA THANG:

BOMBS x2 starting at pavilion with burpees x5  and then running to each of the four ‘corners’ of the park to do each of the other four exercises (overhead press x10, merkins x15,  big boy sit ups x20, squats x25).  Ran to tree and back between BOMB sets.

Using trees on NW side of park:

Lunge walk to first tree

Backward lunge walk to next tree

Backward run two trees

Repeato to end of trees

Suicides using every other tree as turn

Lunge walk routine back to pavilion

BOMBS routine x2

Superman x 10 (to achieve maximum shrinkage)

Snow angels x5 to wrap

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out.

MOLESKIN:

Started off a trio and after a victorious battle with the snooze button, Meatball joined about halfway through the workout.  Another cold morning in the snow and YHC appreciated the presence of the Lindsley Crew (Siesta was noticeably absent after I called him out the day before).  Very little mumble chatter as our Texas blood is still much too thin for this type of weather.  Speaker would have come in handy this morning!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Patriot Challenge 
  • TID18K on 3/6
  • GrowRuck Alamo 4/9-4/11
  • F3 Golf…