One is the Loneliest Rucker

No one joined Maverick and Icebox for MRM, the picture below is a reenactment of our ruck. We had a good talk where I tried to boost his self esteem since no one came to his birthday party. The plus side was that he got as many cerveza salutes as he wanted!

May the 4th Be With You

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Alright Alright, Coach K, Plus One, Sally, Sex Panther, Special Sauce, Strangler, Sweet Baby
QIC: Teasip

AO: Burleson
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given doing by best Yoda impression so slightly out of order

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 30

IST x12

ISW x15

THA THANG:
A bunch of different exercises with the best of Star Wars music blaring on the speaker.

Death Star March – Bataan Death March with 3 Star Jack Burpees done by the last person

Partner up. Partner 1 Wookie crawls (aka bear crawls) across the tennis court while Partner 2 does the exercise. Switch when Partner 1 gets to other side. Crawl Wookie back across for next exerciese.

Finger Tip Merkins

OH Press

Reverse Crunch

Crab Jacks

Ear Merkins

Jump Squat Holds

E2K

Derkins

Inch Worm

Lunge walk & reverse lunge walk across court

Squats

Imperial Stormkickers

T Merkins

Hurpees

Vacuum cleaners

Agassi’s

Duck Walk

Empty Wheelbarrow

Rosalita

YX’s (Flutter Kicks straight into Rosalita)

One Legged Burpee

Dan Taylor (shortened for time)

ATMs

MARY:
Done throughout the workout

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out

MOLESKIN:
Some mumblechatter about how YHC mixed up this disclaimer, but it was also pointed out that all the essentials were covered. Some mild complaints about heading to the tennis court with it being wet, but YHC decided it would help with the mental toughness a little bit. Sex Panther and Sweet Baby teamed up which led to discussions of names and how Sex Baby wouldn’t be ideal but Sweet Panther is a good name. Special Sauce joined the group, so naturally that trifecta is now called “Special Sex Baby” Not much in the way of Star Wars quotes (though Alright Alright mentioned at one point the music sounded Harry Potterish), but Strangler mentioned after YHC prayed us out that “It’s a trap!” should have been mentioned. Something YHC will consider for next year’s May 4th workout (or maybe this December for Episode IX).

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Tuesday Tiger Beatdown

DATE: 4/16/19

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Alright Alright, Coach K, Eli, F150, Gold Digger, Icebox, Oatmeal, Pepper, Plus One, Sally, Sex Panther, Special Sauce, Rump Roast
QIC: Teasip

AO: Glencoe #glencoefasho
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x15

IST x15

Daisy Picker x 12

THA THANG:
3 by 5: 5 pull ups, 5 swerkins, 5 dips for 3 rounds

Mosey to the football field for partner TIGER

T merkins x 50

IST x 100

Gorilla Squats x 150

Ear Merkins x 200 (Omaha’d to 150)

Rosalita x 250

Stay at the football field for WO

William Wallace for two rounds with 5 burpees

OH Claps x 15

Mosey to the basketball court for ODS

Obama across the court

Duck Walk back

Sky Pickles x 15

MARY:
Done throughout

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out

MOLESKIN:
IThe PAX was still grumbling about Saturday’s workout, so YHC obliged the request of Oatmeal to have some upper body to start the workout. Not much mumblechatter during the TIGER portion except for some questioning of the number of Ear Merkins which was Omaha’d. Quite a bit of political commentary for the Obama across the bball court, including “Is that 4 steps forward and 8 steps backward?” “Is this an exercise where we just stand around talking and not doing anything?” YHC may have to start coming up with other presidential themed exercises/workouts for more political commentary from the PAX. Stay tuned.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Q Source this Wednesday night at 6 at CFA Hillcrest and Friday at 11:30 at Preston Center on Mammon

Return of Maverick

#mrmbackblast

Coach K and Princess Turtlehead joined Maverick and YHC for this week’s mutt ruck.

Conversation drifted from puppies and high school wrestling to wondering what the construction is all about around the park.

Maverick was full of energy but started to putz around the last 1/2 mile which required some motivation from Coach K to regain focus and finish the ruck

PSA: let’s get some lights to wear while we run and ruck, there’s been an increase of traffic lately, let’s be more visible than we have been.

Sally/Teasip are BALLIN

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Aaarrrggghhh, Alright Alright, Coach K, Eli, F150, Myspace, Noodler (FNG), Pepper, Rump Roast, Sex Panther, Wal Mart
QIC: Sally/Teasip

AO: Glencoe #glengofasho
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x16

IST x 16

Daisy Pickers x 8

THA THANG:
Mosey over to the football field for some Red Barchetta

Run 100 yards, 100 SSH, run back

Run 75 yards, 75 Mountain Climbers, run back

Run 50 yards, 50 merkins, run back

Run 25 yards, 25 LBC, run back

Run 10 yards, 10 Burpees, run back

Sally took over next and led a BALLIN workout. Partner up, Partner 1 backpedals 50 yards, does a Bobby Hurley then runs back while Partner 2 does exercises. Switch when Partner 1 comes back

Burpees x75

Arm Circles x 150

Lunges x 75

LBC x 150

Imperial Walkers x 75

Nipplers x 100

Mosey over to the tennis court for paint the lines, which left a little time for Mary

MARY:
Box cutters x 16

Low Dolly x 16

Flutter Kicks x 16

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out

MOLESKIN:
Not a lot of  mumblechatter. Great to have Noodler join us (great job EHing Sally). Not sure if any of the PAX noticed our tribute to Icecube being born with the Ice Cube playlist created by our resident DJ, Icebox. The PAX was curious if YHC cut his boxes toward himself, which YHC does not. Overall another great day in the gloom with our fellow F3 Brethren.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Q Source this week on Shorties this week. Wednesday at 6 at Hillcrest CFA or Friday at 11:30 at Preston Center Taco Joint

Creed 2

Tuesday’s #backblast

Trickle, Teasip, Alright Alright, Sex Panther, Sally, Special Sauce, Oatmeal, Ma Bell (Carpex) Rump Roast, Willie Loman from Louisiana joined Chairman Mao and YHC for a Creed 2 beat down

Warmup: SSH, IST’s

2 rounds of jump rope waterfall, one of these days we should see if Sauce and Sally could go 45 min straight

1st Creed/Drago fight, total carnage

Bear crawl the width of the football field and back, 30 burpees, 40 jump squats, 30 burpees, then bear crawl down and back again

Recovery/montage

Creed needed to strengthen his core for the 2nd fight so we did a bunch of Mary, first led by YHC then by Chairman

2nd Creed/Drago fight, the comeback

Mini solo Dora

Run width of football field and back, 25 merkins, run down and back 25 LBC’s, run down and back 25 squats

Finished with some lil baby arm circles wearing out the shoulders from all those fights

Not a lot of mumblechatter that I could hear, it was a pretty grueling beatdown for a large part of the workout

Chairman and I look forward to more movie themed co-Q’s in 2019!

Suicide-a-palooza

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Alright Alright, Icebox, Special Sauce, Oatmeal, Coach K, Sex Panther (FNG – welcome)
QIC: Teasip

AO: Glencoe Park #glencofasho
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given rather well by YHC

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x15

IST x 12

Daisy Pickers x10

THA THANG:
Start with Bearway to Heaven, then suicides with exercise reps after you returned from touching each line. Alternated between starting near and counting up the reps to 10 and starting far and counting down the reps from 10

OH Claps

Squats

Merkins

LBC

Gorilla Squats

Big Boy Sit ups

Burpees

MARY:
Done during the workout

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out

MOLESKIN:
Not much mumblechatter this morning, as there was almost constant movement. Some complaints about some of the songs that popped up and how they weren’t really conducive to running, but YHC had to include them since “Run” was somewhere in the title. Great having Sex Panther out. He will be a constant presence since he lives next to Alright Alright.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

FriRUCKday

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Alright Alright, Coach K, Icebox, Special Sauce
QIC: Teasip

AO: Caruth
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
10 Squats

THA THANG:
Rucked around University Park

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC did a quick prayer since we rucked a little longer than planned.

MOLESKIN:
Took it easy as we wanted to be in peak condition for the TID 18K. Normal mumblechatter, mainly centered around the TID 18K that was the next morning.

Spring Training

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Aaarrrggghhh, Mile High, Pepper, Rocket Man, RockyTop (from F3 Houston), Rump Roast, Sally, Special Sauce
QIC: DJ Icebox and Teasip

AO: Glencoe #glencoefasho
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 25 (for the 25 Opening Day Roster spots)

IST x 13 (for the 13ish position players most teams carry)

Daisy pickers x 12 (for all the Little Leaguers who would rather be picking grass than playing OF)

Hillbillies x 15

THA THANG:
Mosey to the football field for partner CUBS (one partner does exercise while the other runs to the other goal post and back, then flapjack until you finish the reps).

Carolina Dry Docks x 108

Upright Row x 200

Boxcutter x 300 (“Pitching” change to 275)

Seal Jacks x 400 (“Pitching” change to 275)

The Co-Q’s then attempted to introduce the classic spring training game of pepper/hotbox to the PAX. Due to the low lighting and lack of baseball knowledge/lack of Little League experience of the PAX, this was quite the failure, much like the Rangers seasons recently. This did allow YHC to do his partner STROS (same format as CUBS, but cut the running in half)

Squats – 50

T Merkins – 75

Reverse Crunch – 100

OH Claps – 125

Side Straddle Hops – 150

This brought us to 6:15 when YHC prayed us out.

MOLESKIN:
The weather did not feel very Spring Training-y, with a solid mid to high 30’s throughout the workout. Thanks to pressure from YHC’s co-Q, YHC braved the elements to support his Astros with his very thin short sleeve shirt. Not much mumblechatter about the upcoming baseball season, though YHC did correctly call Machado to the Padres when Sally asked. YHC must assume this is because most of the PAX are Rangers fans who will be in for a long season getting demolished by the Blastros. Or the PAX isn’t much for baseball, as that was apparent at the rather terrible attempt at playing Pepper. There may need to be a special training session for this classic game before it is brought back out for a Saturday beatdown. A welcome back to Pepper and there was some discussion amongst the PAX about he showed up for this workout when Alright Alright was not present. Any idea on how often that has happened?

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Make sure you are inputting your RRR miles
2. Texas Independence Day 18K (TID 18K) March 2nd

No Pax Left Behind V Day Run

Valentine’s Day

AlrightAlright, Sally, Special Sauce, Gambler, Thunderlips, Ina, Mile High, & Hannigan joined YHC for Katy Trail Thursday

Oatmeal, Rump Roast, & Coach K showed up at 5:15 for their vision quest and saw them at the end of the workout

For the Katy Trailers the theme of the workout was pick up your 6, ran in 1/4 and 1/2 mile increments and whenever you finished you had to run back to the PAX bringing up the 6 and finish the segment with them. jon immediately asked after I explained the concept if he had to run back if he finished 3rd, clearly handicapping the field well as he was right on AlrightAlright and Mile High’s tail all AM.

PSA for future Thursday Q’s – don’t Native American run when you’re crossing Knox, that’s my bad Thunderlips and hope you forgive me

Awesome to see Hannigan again as he came back for a Thursday workout for the first time in a while, great job!

We sprinkled in a few squats and merkins but it was really about the run and stretching the legs out and getting some miles in.