Burpees for Days

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
PAX: Rump Roast, Aaarrrggghhh, Alright Alright
QIC: F150

AO: Virtual – Bluejean Network

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

 

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH IC x15, IST IC x15, Annie IC x15

 

THA THANG:
Burpee for days
4 rounds each burpee is set of 10
Hand release
Alpine Skier
Tuck Jump

 

Mountain Climber
Regular
Superman

 

Rounds 1 & 2
Flutter Kicks ICx10
Hello Dolly ICx10
Freddie Mercury ICx10

Rinse and repeat

E.A.S.T.E.R. Tuesday 4.14.20

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Aaarrrggghhh, AlrightAlright, Draper, F150, Oatmeal, PowPow, Rump Roast, Sex Panther, Shifty McCoy
QIC: Sally

AO: Virtual
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH
IST
Watermelon Picker

THA THANG:
Ali Shuffle front and back, 1 min
Ali Shuffle side to side, 1 min
Chop ’em w/ ups & downs, 1 min

16 ski abs

EASTER:
50 reps of each of the following, with 20 4-count high-knees in between each:

E
lf on a shelf w coupon
Apollo Ohnos w coupon
Step-ups on coupon
T-merkins, chest on coupon
E2ks (no coupon)
Rows (inverted or upright) w coupon

1 round of Dirty McDeuce:
12 squat presses, switching shoulder of coupon each rep
12 SSHs

MARY:
flutter kicks w coupon
big-boy situps
LBCs w coupon

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
done

MOLESKIN:
Lord thank you for this day, thank you for these men. YHC was honored to get to lead the workout again this morning, and was grateful that so many PAX posted. Though YHC was still alone at 5:29, these 9 other men had joined by 2 minutes later. Timing was comedic.

The warm-up included a watermelon-picker tribute to Aaarrrggghhh. PAX heard an audible “yesss” when it was announced.

On the first attempted exercise YHC tried an “exercise song” a la Pepper (Chumbawamba) and/or Icebox (‘I Don’t Get Tired’). Unfortunately, PAX could not hear the music so it was abandoned.

It was darn cold and windy this morning, props to F150, Oatmeal, Pow, Rump, and Shifty for the outdoor exposure. AlrightAlright, Draper, Sex Panther, and YHC were the #GarageCrew.

EASTER routine felt pretty challenging. YHC doesn’t remember coupons nearly ever feeling as heavy as during Elf on a Shelf. T-merkins on the block also left a mark, both mentally and physically. Lots of mumblechatter about it, but YHC believes still 0 curses from Rump Roast. Perhaps Shifty influences Rump to #Advantage.

YHC believes the best mumblechatter joke today was the hiney.

Virtual Qs take some getting used to with the lag time, but as one PAX put it, they also help the Q to be “concise and precise.” Something we all can probably get better at.

Again, thank you to the PAX. Let’s keep up the great attendance. Prayed for guidance to be #ServantLeaders wherever we can be today. Our families, workplaces, neighborhoods, and broader communities all need us and would benefit from our leadership.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. If you have extra medical supplies or know where to find some, please let Draper or PowPow know.
2. Happy Hour Saturday – only 4 days away!!

Saturday Sevens 4.11.20

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Draper, Greenspan, Oatmeal, Pow Pow, Rump Roast, Shifty McCoy 
QIC: Sally

AO: Virtual
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH
IST
Windmill

THA THANG:
High knees 1 min
ISTs 1 min
Seal jacks 1 min

7 rounds of:
7 merkins
7 shoulder taps
7 flutter kicks
7 Apollo Ohnos

10 count

High knees 1 min
7 burpees
ISTs 1 min
7 burpees
Seal jacks 1 min
7 burpees

10 count

2 Groups:
Group 1 – plank
Group 2 – 7 merkins
Then switch
Repeato with decreasing reps down to 1

Group 1 – wilt chamberlain (back plank)
Group 2 – 7 calf raises
Then switch
Repeato with decreasing reps down to 3
From 3 to 1 other group do the “dancing Wilt chamberlain” (raising 1 leg at a time)

High knees 1 min
7 burpees
ISTs 1 min
7 burpees
Seal jacks 1 min
7 burpees

10 count

PAX’s choice – “merkins or squats”?
PAX choose squats …   –> 70 squats

2-minute Icebox shoulder circuit

MARY:
25 Mountain Climbers
6 Dr. W’s
Homer to Marge

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Done

MOLESKIN:
Great start to the weekend. Thank you, gentlemen, for posting and pushing YHC and each other mentally and physically.

Workout purposefully included constant movement to incorporate cardio even though stationary. It hit pretty much every muscle group, hopefully was a balanced workout.

T-claps to Greenspan for I believe his first virtual beatdown. He caught on very quickly. Rump and Shifty crushed the tag-team as always; t-claps to Rump for getting him out there and to Shifty b/c in 5 years he is going to be scary strong.

Patriotic Pow showed off the American flag board shorts, and (bonus!) gave the PAX a nice close-up. Oatmeal got his iPad working beautifully and Draper and YHC were the garage / hot box crew.

Thank you again men. Hopeful to see many PAX at the happy hour tonight.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. 2nd F: Happy hour tonight at 8pm on Zoom. Link on Band
2. 3rd F: If you have access to extra medical supplies, please notify Draper or PowPow so they can collect for a family in need.

Fitness Test Circuit – 4/6/2020

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Oatmeal, Rump Roast, Alright Alright, Sally, Draper, Shifty McCoy, F150
QIC: PowPow

AO: Virtual via the UBJN (Garages, backyards etc)
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Umm…..

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 15, ISTx15

THA THANG:
Fitness Test Circuit – All exercises OYO

  • Burpees x 20
  • Calf Raises x 30
  • Ski Abs x 20 (each time across is a rep)
  • Merkins x 20
  • Squats x 20
  • LBCs x 40
  • Carolina Dry Dock x 20
  • American Hammer x 20 (count = 1,1,2,2)
  • Nipplers x 20
  • Jump Squats x 20
  • Mountain Climbers x 20 (count = 1,1,2,2)

After completing the above circuit, PAX partnered up to tackle the circuit Dora-style.  The partner doing the “running” completes 10 single count side-straddle hops, then partners flapjack. The Dora circuit was:

Burpees > Calf Raises > Ski Abs > Merkins > Squats & LBCs. Same rep count as above.

Then switch back to OYO  Circuit where Dora Circuit left off:

Carolina Dry Dock > American Hammer > Nipplers > Burpees > Calf Raises > Ski Abs > Merkins > Squats > LBCs > Carolina Dry Dock > American Hammer > Nipplers. Same rep count, Nipplers cut short for time.

MARY:
Done throughout workout

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC shared what it has meant to him to be part of F3 DFW for the past year. Thank you to the PAX for everything they do to support each other and the community, accelerate F3 DFW and give it away. Thank you to Oatmeal for the EH.

MOLESKIN:
It was YHC’s one-year anniversary with F3 and VVQ (Virgin Virtual Q). Since YHC’s first post was the Q2 2019 Fitness Test, we paid homage with a fitness test circuit. Not sure why I decided to only go to Mountain Climbers when planning the workout.

Shifty took an extended bathroom break during the workout, leaving Rump Roast to do most of the Dora workout without a partner. Dora is tough over video call, it would have worked better if the partner doing the exercise just has to complete a pre-determined number of reps while the “running” partner performs AMRAP of an exercise that lets them keep eyes on the screen (SSH, IST, OH Claps). That way the exercising partner can complete the assigned reps and just start doing SSH and the other partner will see this and know when to switch.  No verbal communication needed.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Alright Alright is Q’ing a workout for Fort Worth on Wednesday. Draper has the regular Q that day and will likely converge with Fort Worth.
2. Don’t forget Special Sauce’s daily challenge from Saturday – reach out to someone! Do it today and then reach out to someone else tomorrow!

 

F3 Dallas Preblast March 22, 2020

Our mission is to plant, grow and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.

COVID-19 F3 Nation Response

F3 Dallas Nantan Oatmeal’s Response
Brothers, the day has come that I had hoped would not get here. Monday,  March 23, at midnight, we will be forced to shelter at home in Dallas County. This means beginning Tuesday we will either continue accelerating virtually or sink back into being Sad Clowns when we can least afford to be.

It is now that we will need to be leaders of our families and ourselves. Staying strong and leading by example. I will encourage you all to join the virtual workouts that we will hold daily from the confines of your house/yard or garage. Ultra has graciously volunteered his video collaboration site.  also implore you all to step up and Q a workout during this time. Consistency in routine will be paramount now that we are confined to our homes for the foreseeable future. It will be very easy to backslide, but I, along with the other PAX are counting on your accountability!

We must continue to accelerate in all three F’s while apart, and do not hesitate to reach out to your fellow PAX. We need each other more than ever as these are truly uncertain times. Suggest a Zoom meetup, text a fellow PAX, post your idea to help out in the community! #isolatedbutnotseparated #coronavirus #isi

I look forward to seeing you all in person again in the Gloom very soon! In the meantime, I’ll see you online and if you have any questions, please contact me.
To join our virtual workouts click on “Virtual Workout AO” in the schedule.

Workout AOs:

MONDAY:
5:30 AM – 6:15 AM | Double Time Running | Flag Pole Hill (Second Parking Area) | Q: Alright Alright

5:30 AM – 6:15 AM | Mutt Ruck Monday | Flag Pole Hill (Second Parking Area) | Q: Sweet Baby

5:30 AM – 6:15 AM | Bootcamp Workout | Cole Park | Q: Sex Panther

5:30 AM – 6:15 AM | Bootcamp Workout | Virtual Workout AO | Q: TBD

TUESDAY:
5:30 AM – 6:15 AM | Bootcamp Workout | Virtual Workout AO | Q: Icebox

WEDNESDAY:
5:45 AM – 6:30 AM | Bootcamp Workout| Virtual Workout AO | Q: TBD

THURSDAY:
5:30 AM – 6:15 AM | Bootcamp Workout | Virtual Workout AO | Q: F150

FRIDAY:
5:30 AM – 6:15 AM | Bootcamp Workout | Virtual Workout AO | Q: Draper

SATURDAY:
7:00 AM – 8:00 AM | Bootcamp Workout | Virtual Workout AO | Q: TBD

Q Source AOs:

FRIDAY:
11:30 AM | Q Source | Check Twitter (@f3_dallas)

Q Source Groups are a great place to learn and explore the leadership philosophy of F3. We meet to improve our leadership skills for the benefit of our families, workplaces and neighborhoods. The philosophies are based on timeless principles, they are also useful for any group that wants to improve the leadership skills of its members.

WEATHER POLICY: 
As Texas weather is never typical, know we do workout outdoors and our weather policy is…
1. We don’t cancel for cold, wind, or rain. If possible, we defy the forecast and POST!
2. We don’t mess with lightning. Lightning will kill you. If there’s lightning, we will relocated, cancel, or ENDEX.
3. Check Twitter for updates before the workout.
4. #SYITG

Climbing the Ladder

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlright, Special Sauce, Icebox, Generic, Swiper, Draper, Rump Roast, Shifty McCoy, Stingray, F150, Slushii, Bleep
QIC: Ina

AO: Burleson
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: 

Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 20 IC

IST x 15 IC

Windmill x 10 IC

THA THANG:
Run up all levels of garage and back down to start ladder.  8 cones made up the ladder.  Once you completed the exercise at the cone, you ran up to level 2 and back down, always  starting back at cone 1.  There was a traveling exercise between each cone once exercise at the cone was completed.

Cone 1: Rugby sit up x 10 – Run up to level 2 back down to cone 1

Cone 1: Rugby sit up x 10 – Bear crawl to cone 2.  Cone 2: Star Jump x 16 – Run up to level 2 back down to cone 1

Cone 1: Rugby sit up x 10 – Bear crawl to cone 2.  Cone 2: Star jump x 16 – Lunge up ramp to cone 3.  Cone 3: Squat thrust x 16 – Run up to level 2 back down to cone 1

Cone 1: Rugby sit up x 10 – Bear crawl to cone 2.  Cone 2: Star jump x 16 – Lunge up ramp to cone 3.  Cone 3: Squat thrust x 16 – Travel cherry picker to cone 4.  Cone 4: Side-2-side plank merkins x 8 – Run up to level 2 back down to cone 1

Cone 1: Rugby sit up x 10 – Bear crawl to cone 2.  Cone 2: Star jump x 16 – Lunge up ramp to cone 3.  Cone 3: Squat thrust x 16 – Travel cherry picker to cone 4.  Cone 4: Side-2-side plank merkins x 8 – Broad jump up ramp to cone 5.  Cone 5: Burpees x 8 – Run up to level 2 back down to cone 1

Cone 1: Rugby sit up x 10 – Bear crawl to cone 2.  Cone 2: Star jump x 16 – Lunge up ramp to cone 3.  Cone 3: Squat thrust x 16 – Travel cherry picker to cone 4.  Cone 4: Side-2-side plank merkins x 8 – Broad jump up ramp to cone 5.  Cone 5: Burpees x 8 – Traveling SSH to cone 6.  Cone 6: Jump Tucks x 10 – Run up to level 2 back down to cone 1

Cone 1: Rugby sit up x 10 – Bear crawl to cone 2.  Cone 2: Star jump x 16 – Lunge up ramp to cone 3.  Cone 3: Squat thrust x 16 – Travel cherry picker to cone 4.  Cone 4: Side-2-side plank merkins x 8 – Broad jump up ramp to cone 5.  Cone 5: Burpees x 8 – Traveling SSH to cone 6.  Cone 6: Jump Tucks x 10 – Slow/low shuffle up ramp to cone 7.  Cone 7: LBC x 20 – Run back down to cone 1

Cone 1: Rugby sit up x 10 – Bear crawl to cone 2.  Cone 2: Star jump x 16 – Lunge up ramp to cone 3.  Cone 3: Squat thrust x 16 – Travel cherry picker to cone 4.  Cone 4: Side-2-side plank merkins x 8 – Broad jump up ramp to cone 5.  Cone 5: Burpees x 8 – Traveling SSH to cone 6.  Cone 6: Jump Tucks x 10 – Slow/low shuffle up ramp to cone 7.  Cone 7: LBC x 20 – Crawl bear to cone 8.  Cone 8: Overhead press x 8 – Run back down

With 10 minutes left, cut the reps of completed exercises in half.  No one completed the ladder, so YHC needs to adjust the reps, number of cones, or try it on a Saturday when we have an hour.  

MARY:
None

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Discussed keeping in contact with each other daily during this time

MOLESKIN:
Not much chatter as we were going at our own pace through the ladder.  YHC was impressed to see 12 PAX join even in the lightening and rain.  Hopefully, it was a challenging workout and we were spaced out enough to stay safe.  

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Stay healthy
2. 

Cole-“VID 19” Park

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Alright Alright, Coach K, Draper, Generic (FNG – welcome!), Plus One
QIC: Teasip

AO: Cole Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given, with added COVID 19 disclaimer

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x15, IST x12, Daisy Pickers x10, warm up lap

THA THANG:
Paint the lines, followed by bear crawl paint the lines. Followed that up with more tennis court work of 10 monkey humpers, lunge walk between two courts, 10 jump squats, lunge walk to the end, 10 squats. 

Next was Del Brown (10 merkins, crab walk between the two courts, 10 diamond merkins, crab walk to end, 10 wide grip merkins).

Mosey to the benches for Dirty McDeuce: 12 Step Ups, 12 Dips, 12 Jump Squats, 12 Irkins, with a lap around the pavilion in between. Finish up with Mary and mosey back to the tennis court

MARY:
Penguin crunch x12, Uptown Crunch x10, Rugby sit ups x 13

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We stayed spread out and YHC prayed for protection and us to do our part with COVID 19. Named Generic

MOLESKIN:
5 PAX (1 FNG) braved the wet, and cold, as well as COVID 19 fears, to join YHC this gloom. Alright Alright was quick to question YHC’s clothing choice of the EY sweater (sans smell) and leggings. YHC gets cold rather easily and was prepared for the mid 50 temps. YHC did ditch the sweater at some point and probably would’ve been fine without the leggings as well. 

Not much other mumble chatter, though Plus One did appreciate doing his signature Del Brown exercises while he was in attendance. Several instances of “the what?!” after each time YHC mentioned to go/mosey/find a bench. Not sure if that joke will every die.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Vote for the F3 Golf Outing (assuming COVID 19 doesn’t wipe out the world)
2. Practice safe techniques to ward off and prevent the spread of COVID 19

F3 Dallas Preblast March 15, 2020

Our mission is to plant, grow and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.

COVID-19 F3 Nation Response

Nantan Oatmeal’s F3 Dallas Response 

As we continue into uncharted waters, I want to reiterate that first, we take care of ourselves. You are no good to your family, co-workers or community if you are sick. We need to have a healthy respect for this virus, but not let the mumblechatter (chatter) from the media, social media and others allow us to descend into the depths of panic and paralyzing fear. As HIM (high impact men) this is the time we rise up and lead those around us while staying safe!

Regarding workouts, we will continue to practice distancing from other PAX, and I charge each Q with helping maintain 3′-6′ distance between PAX throughout the workout, but it is up to each man to be self-aware. Given this, partner exercises requiring physical contact are prohibited. Refrain from high-fives and hand shakes. Please do not share equipment and this will include coupons (weights)!

Please stay away from workouts and others if you are running a fever with coughing and sneezing. This is the standard in normal times.

If you are coughing, sneezing or “leaking respiratory juices,” as was so eloquently described recently, but otherwise feel fine, use your judgment in coming to workouts, but please keep your distance from the other PAX.

When it comes to attending workouts for any reason use your judgment. If you do not feel comfortable working out with the group, do not feel obligated. There should be no shame for making the personal choice

Finally, if you believe you you have been exposed to Covid-19, please quarantine yourself appropriately to reduce the chances you spread to others, even if you feel perfectly healthy. It may be others that you expose that face the worst of this virus! I would also ask that you inform me if test positive so that I may relay the information to the other PAX so that we may take appropriate measures.

If you have any other concerns, please let me know. These are uncertain times, but we will persevere! If circumstances change that require further modification to our workout schedule, I will let you all know.

Workout AOs:

MONDAY:
5:30 AM – 6:15 AM | Double Time Running | Flag Pole Hill (Second Parking Area) | Q: Pepper

5:30 AM – 6:15 AM | Mutt Ruck Monday | Flag Pole Hill (Second Parking Area) | Q: TBD

5:30 AM – 6:15 AM | Bootcamp Workout | Cole Park | Q: Teasip

TUESDAY:
5:30 AM – 6:15 AM | Bootcamp Workout | Glencoe Park AO (Eastside playground) | Q: Special Sauce

WEDNESDAY:
5:45 AM – 6:30 AM | Bootcamp Workout| Caruth Park AO (Parking lot) | Q: Ina

5:30 AM – 6:15 AM | Bootcamp Workout | The Harbor | Q: TBD

THURSDAY:
5:30 AM – 6:15 AM | Running with Pain Stations | Katy Trail AO (La Madeline) | Q: TBD

5:30 AM – 6:15 AM | Bootcamp Workout | Second Choice Thursday Burleson Park AO (Park on Southside) | Q: TBD

FRIDAY:
5:30 AM – 6:15 AM | Bootcamp Workout | Check Twitter (@f3_dallas) | Q: TBD

5:30 AM – 6:15 AM | Bootcamp Workout | The Harbor  | Q: Icebox

SATURDAY:
7:00 AM – 8:00 AM | Bootcamp Workout | Burleson Park AO (Park on Southside) | Q: Oatmeal

Q Source AOs:

FRIDAY:
11:30 AM | Q Source | Check Twitter (@f3_dallas)

Q Source Groups are a great place to learn and explore the leadership philosophy of F3. We meet to improve our leadership skills for the benefit of our families, workplaces and neighborhoods. The philosophies are based on timeless principles, they are also useful for any group that wants to improve the leadership skills of its members.

WEATHER POLICY: 
As Texas weather is never typical, know we do workout outdoors and our weather policy is…
1. We don’t cancel for cold, wind, or rain. If possible, we defy the forecast and POST!
2. We don’t mess with lightning. Lightning will kill you. If there’s lightning, we will relocated, cancel, or ENDEX.
3. Check Twitter for updates before the workout.
4. #SYITG

MardiStrong – Backblast 2/25/20

Fat Tuesday, 2/25/20

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Aaarrrggghhh, Abercrombie, AlrightAlright, Coach K, F150, Goop, Oatmeal, Plus One, Sex Panther, Special Sauce, Teasip
QIC: Sally

AO: Glencoe Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 20
IST x 15
High Knees x 15

Ski Ab 1/2 Mile
-Run 1/4 mile, 12 ski abs
-Run 1/4 mile, 12 ski abs
-Indian Run Style, (2 linez)

THA THANG:
Grab your coupons, to the field / benches. Yeah benches.

Partner Dora:
As a team, complete the following:

150 Groiners, hands on block
150 Rosalita Presses – lie flat on your 6, simultaneously perform a Rosalita and a coup chest press.
150 Apollo Oh-no’s (with coup, each leg is 1)
150 Step-Ups on the bleachers with coup

Partner 2 runs across to the other sideline, performs 1 burpee, and returns.

Switcharoo until done.

Dirty McDeuce:
12 Squats
12 OH press

MARY:
Dr. W’s x 8
Flutter Kicks x 15
PAX’s choice (LBCs, Freddy Mercuries, & maybe one more)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
check check

MOLESKIN:
Sorry for the late backblast bruddas. Work has been a little, uh, volatile.

This was YHC’s first Q of the New Year. Happy to be back at it.

Having been focused on #Strength lately, YHC wanted to use the great opportunity of a Tuesday coup day to really set the PAX up for some strength gains.

YHC was reminded that this glorious day was to be Fat Tuesday, and as such pondered an appropriate Mardi Gras theme. After writing off KING CAKE and FAT T’s, YHC decided it would suffice to use ‘GRAS’.   Oh yah.

And out came the painful DORA you see above. YHC swears he tries to think about exercise counting when constructing his Q’s, but this would evidence otherwise. The Groiners, Rosalita Presses, and Apollo Oh-no’s were good exercises. All hit different and rarely-used parts of the body, too. The step-ups, however, quickly brought the realization that 150 reps of a 4-count exercise was going to suck.

And suck it did.

But all PAX pushed through. Took some serious mental and physical (aren’t they the same?) toughness, but probably added 1/2 inch to each of our thighs. #WorthIt, YHC envisions the PAX would say.

As always, thank you to the men who posted. It’s a privilege and opportunity to lead.

Apologizes, YHC doesn’t remember much mumblechatter. YHC did get some crap (he remembers one in particular – ‘What, so the goal was to get the PAX so sore nobody comes out the rest of the week?!’).

Stay healthy out there fellas. Practice that sweet Millennial “self-care” – eat well, wash your hands, get enough rest, and focus on the things that matter.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. TID18K was a success. #TClaps to the PAX for either participating or thinking about us while we participated 🙂
2. QSource: Topic this week is the “M” – Friday lunch, likely Preston Center, 11:30
3. Happy Hour – Friday evening ~5pm, likely Ozona

Four Man Weave

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Aaarrrggghhh, Alright Alright, Bleep, Coach K, Draper, Oatmeal, PowPow, Sex Panther, Slushii, Special Sauce, Tatanka (FNG – welcome!), Ultra
QIC: Teasip

AO: Glecone Park #glencofasho
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x20, IST x15, Windmill x10

THA THANG:
5x4x5 (5 reps of 4 exercises, for 5 rounds). Pull ups, dips, swerkins & OH Press with coupon

Mosey over to the football field for the 4 man weave (copyright pending)

Groups of 4 (had one group of 5). PAX 1 started at the near side of the field doing Man Makers. PAX 2 started at the far side of the field doing curls with a coupon. PAX 3 started bear crawling from one side of the football field to the other. PAX 4 started at the near side of the football field, ran to PAX 2 and back, then relieved PAX 3 of the bear crawling, who ran and relieved PAX 2 of the curls, who then ran and relieved PAX 1 of the Man Makers, who started running. Continue that cycle for a couple more rounds with the below exercises:

Man Makers, Curls, Bear Crawl, Run

Squats, Lunges, Crab Walk, Run

Penguin Crunch, Elf on a Shelf, Crawl Bear, Run

Once everyone was done, had just enough time to mosey back to the start for 12 Burpees OYO, followed by Mary

MARY:
Uptown Crunch x10, LBC x20

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out

MOLESKIN:
YHC pulled in at 0525 after having enjoyed an extra 15 min of sleep and a shorter commute with the move back to civilization (read south of 635). YHC was greeted by what sounded like a reason for why Alright Alright missed Monday’s beatdown. Apparently, we may need a second F event where Plus One is our bartender as his margs led to the missed workout.

Some criticism from the PAX during the warm up as YHC mistakenly said that ISTs are standing curls as opposed to standing sit ups (YHC has curls on the mind for his girl/future M), then YHC was again laughed at for the apparent twang when saying “Windmill” (YHC has always had a different way of saying i’s, like in pillow). Regardless, the warmup was done and we transitioned to the 5x4x5.

The naming convention for this popular workout was discussion topic during it, as several PAX were unsure of how many sets to do. YHC has always thought it was reps x # of exercises x rounds, but YHC is flexible. The confusion was only a preview of what was to come.

YHC led the PAX to the football field for the 4 man weave, which after an explanation and demonstration, led to some expected confusion on who was to relieve whom (who? YHC can never get these right). After a few minutes, it appeared as though the PAX finally got the rotation down. Alright Alright’s group must have taken after him the night prior as there was some difficulty with crawling/crab walking in a straight line.

Once done, YHC felt like there was too much mumblechatter going on and decided to initiate burpee silence with 12 burpees which quickly quieted the PAX. 

Just enough time for some Mary before we named Tatanka (it was either that or something related to bears I think?) and the discussion over spelling started. Ultra and YHC liked the Lafawnduh style spelling “Ta-tawn-kuh”, but Pow Pow found the proper spelling. Overall a good time in the gloom and the 4 man weave will definitely be making another appearance. I may make it a goal to keep increasing the weave by 1 with ultimate goal of a full PAX weave.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Big D TID Beatdown (fka Texas Independence Day 18k) is this Saturday at 0700, kicking off from Riverchon Park
2. Q Source this Friday at 11:30 in Preston Center. This week is on the Jester.