Burleson Park 08/27/2020

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Sound Machine, Agnes, Rump Roast, Shifty McCoy
QIC: Slushii

AO: Burleson
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 15

IST x 15

Produce Pickers x 10

THA THANG:

Slushii – around the world walking plank on park bench and half lap around Burleson x 3

Rump Roast – Ball Sack with BLIMPS

Sound Machine – big lap around Burleson, paint the lines on tennis court, suicide run on tennis court

Shifty McCoy – CHOICE – Paint the lines on both tennis courts and merkins OR big lap around Burleson 

Agnes  – MARY – Jlo x 10, penguin crunch x 25, LBC’s until time

MARY:
See Agnes! 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Thankful for each man this morning. 

MOLESKIN:
YHC had the idea this morning of a little Q roulette. With the consistency of the PAX it’s important for each PAX to get some time to work on leading for a period of time. Was mumblechatter about IRONPAX and PAX are still feeling the fatigue! 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. F3 golf tournament October 3rd or 10th

Monday August 24: Germany Park with Sex Panther

AO: Germany Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x20; IST x15; Windmills x5

THA THANG:
Indian run around the track

Mosey to the tennis court; PAX stayed in half-court, clockwise always facing the net:
1. bear crawl w/10 burpees at each corner (40 total)
2. lunge walk w/15 squat jumps at each corner (60 total)

Indian run around the track

Mosey to the tennis court, this time counter clockwise:
1. lunge walk w/10 squat jumps at each corner (40 total)

Indian run around the track

Mosey to the tennis court, counter clockwise:
1. bear crawl w/7 burpees at each corner (28 total)

MARY:
Popcorn Mary w/20 reps each:
TumTum – penguin crunches; Sound Machine – big boy sit-ups; Double Pain – flutter kicks; Slushii – J-Lo’s; Classified – LBCs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed for reconciliation for our country.

MOLESKIN:
“WTF?!” “Murder” “Slaughter” commonly muttered

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
IRON PAX starts tomorrow

#backblast Burleson 8/22. Siesta VQ

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:

PAX: Isaiah, Island Time, Shifty McCoy, Rump Roast, Chairman Mao, Oatmeal, sound machine, Draper, PowPow, Plus One, Fluoride, Whoops, Classified, DFib

AO: Burleson

F3 WELCOME AND DISCLAIMER: given

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 17 IC

IST x 17 IC

Windmill x 10 IC

Indian run across the park (2 full laps)

THA THANG:

16 burpees (the goal was to complete 46 overall, but some things got in my way)

Mosey to the track field (supposedly it was opened)

Stop to grab some benches on our way there for 46 reps overall:

16 box jumps

15 side lunges (left leg)

15 side lunges (right leg)

F3 relays

Once we got to the track filed it was closed –> crap!! :-(. But siesta got a plan B, doing the same F3 relays on the quad. 

The idea was to make teams of 3/4 PAX, spread out evenly around the track at four stations, each station with an assigned exercise, then run between stations as in a relay race. After some confusion, Chairman Mao and Oatmeal step up to clarify directions and we were able to complete 2 full laps.

Station 1 – Monkey Humpers (nobody seemed to like those)

Station 2 – Merkins

Station 3 – Carolina Dry Docks

Station 4 – Overhead Claps

Hopefully, this idea will work better when the track field is opened back.

Mosey back to the playground with a stop for:

8 Durkins

16 deeps

Mary

16 Rosalita

No time for more, but at least I had time for some bilingual counting.

We still owe 30 burpees, that will be done on my next Q (first F3 anniversary, followed by a beer salute this time)

 

F150 3rd Anniversary

#backblast

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

PAX:Pow Pow, Oatmeal, Isaiah, Slushii, Lil Smokey, Classified, Alright Alright, Chairman Mao, Double Pane, Sound Machine, Draper, Stingray, Plus One, Oo-De-Lally 

QIC: F150

AO: The Harbor

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:

36 SSH, 36 IST, 36 SSH, 36 Grass pickers

THA THANG:

Ring of fire burpees 4 rounds

Rd 4 Snowflake plank while waiting

Mosey with Coupons to field on other side of pool

2 Rounds

Arms

·       Manmakers x5

·       Overhead press x10

·       Curls x15

·       Skull Crushers x20

Hold Squat with Coupon until all in.

Abs

·       Vup x5

·       Elf on a shelf x10

·       American Hammers x15

·       LBCs x20

Cusack until all in.

Legs

·       Lunges x5

·       Lt Dans x10

·       Calf raises x15

·       Squats x20

Plank until all in.

Mosey back to flag

MARY:

Coupon Growing Pains IC x30 (LBC, BBS, American Hammers, Flutter Kicks)

Snowflake Plank

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:

A simple invite is all it takes to get men out. Don’t let that little voice deter you extending an invitation. All it took for me was someone inviting me to come workout with men and it peaked an interest for me to check it out. Since then I have been hooked by the fellowship, fitness, and faith. Great job today men and looking forward to where we are headed!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

1.     F3 DFW Golf Tourney talk with Ultra.

2.     GROWRuck moved to April 9-11, 2021

3.     Happy Hour this Friday

4.     2.0 Workout following Siesta’s VQ at 9 AM.

CLIMB VQ

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA: F150, Draper, Aaarrrggghhh, Slushii, AlrightAlright, Plus One, Oatmeal, PowPow, Rump Roast, Bleep, Chairman Mao, Icebox, Ultra, Isaiah, Sound Machine, Jazzercise, Sex Panther, Froggy, B Cup

QIC: Classified

AO: Glencoe Park

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Given, made regretful ant bite disclaimer, karma below

WARM-O-RAMA: 
SSH X 15 IC
Imperial Storm Troopers x 15 IC

THA THANG:
Short coupon mosey to the field for the CLIMB

Crab Walk short side of the field and run back
     Curls with coupon x 20
     Gasser

Lunge Walk short side of the field and run back
     LBCs with coupon x 20
     Gasser

Inchworm short side of the field and run back
     Iso Squat with coupon x 10
     Gasser

Merkin Walk short side of the field and run back (Ant bite Karma and merkin agony shortened merkin walk to half way)
     Man Maker x 10
     Gasser

Bear Crawl short side of the field and run back
     Bonny Blair x 20

Coupon mosey to the pavilion

MARY: (Q fatigue sets in)
Mountain Climbers x 20 OYO
Penguins x 20 OYO (YHC tries Penguin 6-inches)
WWI Sit-Ups x 20 IC
J Lo × 0

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out, thankful for another double digit turn out and asked for strength and fellowship in the coming months. 

MOLESKIN:
Very appreciative to everyone that came out this morning. Workout was supposed to be on the tennis court with motivators in between, but we improvised. Lots of grumble during the inchworm. Ant bite karma on the Merkin Walk. General disgust from pack leaders Aaarrrggghhh and AlrightAlright when YHC called the Merkin Walk when the rest of the PAX was halfway. Rump Roast claimed 7Fs on the scale. YHC was not informed of the beer/claw requirement this morning, which may have been why most of y’all showed up… but beers will be served tomorrow at the harbor!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Siesta VQ Saturday 8/22 at 7am, followed by 2.0 workout at 9am
F3 Golf October 10 (TX/ou Weekend). Ultra and Mulligan from FTW are Co-Q
Growruck postponed to April 9-10
F3 10 year January 15-17

No Brooks, some Biceps

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Aaarrrggghhh, Alright Alright, Bleep, Classified, Double Pane, Draper, Froggy, Plus One, Rump Roast, Shifty McCoy, Slushii,  Sound Machine, Special Sauce
QIC: Teasip

AO: Glencoe Park #glencoefasho #makeglencoefunagain
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given, including COIVD disclaimer

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x20, IST x15, Windmill x10

THA THANG:
Mosey to the Playground for a quick circuit:

Group 1 does 5 pull ups, then relieves Group 2 (doing Squats AMRAP) who relieves Group 3 (doing LBCs AMRAP) who relieves Group 4 (doing Step Ups AMRAP) who goes to do 5 pull ups. Complete 4 rounds.

Mosey to the football field for some football suicides with coupons. The markers were each of the three lights on the far side and the far goal line.

Suicide 1: Going from short to long with increasing Bicep Curls (3,6,9,12)

Suicide 2: Going from long to short with decreasing Man Makers (12,9,6,3) 

Bear Crawl to the first pole and Crawl Bear back. 12 OH Press when back

Suicide 3: Going from short to long with increasing Squats (3,6,9,12)

MARY:
Done a little during the circuit at the beginning

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out

MOLESKIN:
With Brooks not showing up on Sunday, YHC decided to go heavy on the running. YHC was originally going to do the Suicide Special, but decided to modify it with coupons and football field. Special Sauce and a few others were curious if we were going to repeat the Bill Murray Caddyshak/Groundhog Day workout, but quickly found that was not the case. Rump was none to pleased and let YHC know it early and often. Overall a solid turnout and YHC was happy to have so many post in the Gloom. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Ultra is rucking to raise  money for Doctors Without Borders in their support of Beirut this Wednesday starting at 1800 and going to midnight. Come join him for all or some of it and donate.
2. 2.0 workout to take place next Saturday, August 22 at 0900 after Siesta’s VQ.

Germany 08/10/2020

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Bleep, Aaarrrggghhh, sound machine, Classified, FNG (Jazzercise)
QIC: Slushii

AO: Germany Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 20 IC
IST x 20 IC
Wind mill x 10 IC
 

THA THANG:

Native American run around track
 
DORA – 100 Merkins, 200 Rugby sit ups, 300 air squats – run width of field 
 
Native American run around track
 
DORA – 50 Peter Parker’s, 100 LBCs, 150 Monkey Humpers – run width of field
 
Mosey to tennis courts
 
Paint the lines – both sides of court
 
Bear crawl width of tennis court and back
 

MARY:

WW1 sit up x 10
JLo x 10 IC
 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Grateful for another day to get stronger mentally and physically

MOLESKIN:

YHC and PAX enjoyed a nice breeze this morning to keep the air moving. Always fun to have and FNG out in the gloom. YHC wanted to add it a bit more cardio than normal and PAX noticed and let me know a few times over the 45min. Once again the Monkey Humpers received the most grunts and mumblechatter. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

1. 2.0 workout – August 22nd – 9am

 

Caddyshack – The Bill Murry

Date: 08/07/2020
Temp: 83°  
Weather: Clear skies and humid AF!

Count-off & Name-O-Rama:
PAX: Plus One, Sting Ray, Ultra, Sex Panther, Froggy, Shifty McCoy, Bleep, Sound Machine, Agnes, Slushii, Special Sauce, Double Pain, Alright Alright, Teasip
QIC: Rump Roast

AO: Burleson Park

Disclaimer: Given 

Intro/ Warm-o-Rama by Shifty McCoy:
Side Plank Hold for 60sec each side(IC)
Good Mornings  x9 (IC)
Split Squats x9 (each leg, IC)
NC Groiners x18 
Rump Challenge – Lap around the Park or Burpees till pax make the lap (Everyone ran)  

The Thang:
Rump’s version of the Bill Murray (Caddyshack / Golf Theme)
10x Merkins
10x Jump Squats
10x Big Boy/ WWI 
10x Burpees
 
Bear crawl across the field
Run/Sprint back
Repeat-O 


Circle of Trust (CoT):
Alright Alright prayed us out

Playlist:
No music this morning

Moleskin:
OK, so maybe it was more “Ground Hog Day” than “Caddyshack” but, again, my knowledge of golf is limited at best! It seemed like a good idea last night. I think everyone heard that the warm-up exercises this morning were suggested golf exercises – The internet never lies… Right?
I noticed Bleep didn’t have a whole lot to say this morning. I believe @Ultra called me an A$$hole the first round across, @Special Sauce told me he was thinking about faking having to take a dump for the first time ever at an F3 workout, @Double Pain told me that he’d forgotten what round he was on reinforcing the “Ground Hog Day” movie comparison. It was a pretty epic beatdown. 
#acceleration #isi #giveitaway 

Announcements:
Grow Ruck – sign up soon 
@Ultra trucking white Rock Lake for 6hrs next Wednesday – dets to follow
2.0 workout coming up soon stay tuned to Band – Ok, I forgot the dates!!
HH Officially moved to next week Friday, 14 Aug – Not sure if Q has been finalized 

Running Round the Boulevard – 07/23/20

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlright, Sound Machine (FNG), Teasip, PowPow
QIC: Oatmeal

AO: La Madeleine
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 15 IC

IST x15 IC

Windmill x10 IC

THA THANG:

Mosey to the Boulevard for some team running.  As generally happens when YHC Q’s a partner workout, we had an odd number of PAX so we split into a team of two and a team of three.  Using the Deck of Death on YHC’s phone, I chose a card and PAX completed the number and  exercise shown on the card.  Once completed, one PAX ran clockwise and the other(s) ran counter-clockwise and upon meeting completed the exercises again.  The lone caveat was that if the card showed reps of five or less, the PAX ran the big loop, anything greater than five was a small loop. 

Totals are as follows:

Burpees: 44

Squats: 18

LBC’s: 8

Merkins: 20                                                                                                          

We also hit just over four miles as well! 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out (thanks to AlrightAlright for reminding me).

MOLESKIN:
I seem to remember that PAX wanted to run so I delivered (or perhaps that just came to me in a dream). We welcomed Sound Machine was EH’d by Classified (he received the credit since SM could only remember his name).  Once on the Boulevard, the thought of having to do multiple big loops to the flag pole scared even AlrightAlright, fortunately the cards were in our favor (something I wish would happen in Vegas) and we only had to run two large laps, however, the burpees kept coming up, which did not please the PAX.  A quick mosey back to the parking lot and we were finished!  Tclaps to Sound Machine for surviving and thriving in this workout, which was not necessarily FNG friendly, and he continued showing up following this workout as well!

Double Omaha with a Tour de SMU Stairs

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Alright Alright, Draper, Flouride, Island Time, Pepper, Pow Pow, Siesta, Sound Machine, Special Sauce 
QIC: Teasip

AO: Burleson Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given, with the added COVID disclaimer

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 20, IST x15, Vegetable Pickers x12

THA THANG:
Omaha from the tennis court to the softball field for F3 baseball. Teams completed 40 or 60 of an exercise at each base. Doing all four exercises was a run. Each team had 2 runs and left guys on base. Exercises were: Merkins, Squats, LBCs and Burpees.

Mosey to the Quad where there was a graduate taking photos, so Omaha to the Engineering steps for Jacobs ladder with Squat jumps and Derkins. Quick feet on the stairs (both feet touch each stair)

We continued our Tour de SMU stairs with the other side of the engineering building which was a much bigger staircase so did 11’s with Carolina Dry Docks and Box Jumps onto the fountain. Stayed there after for 20 Dips OYO and 20 Irkins OYO. 

Mosey to the Pit of Misery for some abs (15 rugby sit ups, Uptown crunch x12) and some more box jumps up the stairs/amphitheater seats with 10 hand release merkins at the top (3 total rounds).

Native American run back to the park (thanks Sauce) and then a 4x5x4 (4 rounds of 4 exercises with 5 reps). Exercises were Dips, Swerkins, Pull ups and Dirkins. Ended right at 8 for COT.

MARY:
Done at the Pit of Misery

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed everyone out

MOLESKIN:

Some good EC with Alright Alright bear crawling a mile in 38(?) min, YHC bear crawling .6 miles and Pow Pow and Draper doing the Burpee Test and rucking 1.5(?) miles.

Lots of good mumblechatter this morning. Started off hot with Pepper strolling in looking like he chose to watch the entirety of the Mavs collapse against the Rockets, but #tclaps to him for posting this AM after watching that. That was followed by the Joe Kelly fan club proposing a re-enactment of the Kelly-Correa “faceoff” with Draper being Kelly and YHC (a big Stros fan) playing the part of Correa. The theme of Astros and cheating continued to the F3 baseball where Pepper accused the team of YHC, AA, and Island Time of cheating to which the observation was noted that YHC was a part of the team and thus that was the only explanation. 

The next plan was to park it at the Quad for a bit, but someone was taking graduation photos, so YHC decided to Omaha and explore some staircases. The PAX was going to go to the Pit of Misery (which YHC incorrecly called the Pit of Doom and was quickly corrected by Special Sauce who also wondered if YHC was a Bud Light guy. To which YHC answered that YHC is a fan of all free, cold beer, which has been Bud Light on occasion). The original plan was to just touch every stair, but that was potentially too easy, so we switched to quick feet/both feet every step. Except the stairs were rather small and per Alright Alright “we all have big feet. you know what that means?” to which YHC and Special Sauce quickly responded “yea we need big shoes and big socks”

We then had F3 Golf Talk officially unofficially sponsored by Lone Star (the official unofficial beer of F3 Dallas) to talk about dream pairings of Bryson with Patrick Reed or Brooks Kopeka. No ants were found in the Pit so we didn’t have to worry about free drops. 

Overall a good workout with lots of stair work and some Omahaing and YHC appreciated the PAX bearing with the changes.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. GrowRuck in SA 9/19. Sign up ASAP!
2. F3 10th anniversary workout. No more coupon with picklejumper, but should still be a fun time. M’s and 2.0’s welcome!

3. F3 Dad’s and 2.0’s workout coming soon! Slushi posted a poll on band, so fill out which date works best for you.