Fitness Test Q3 2019

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Oatmeal, Pow Pow, Sex Panther, Icebox, Chairman Mao, Rump Roast, Sally, Coach K, Plus One, Tater Tot, Teasip
QIC: Alright Alright

AO: Burleson Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x10

IST x10

THA THANG:

Burpees – 100

Calf Raises – 150 (50 regular, 50 toes pointed in, 50 toes pointed out)

Ski Abs – 100 (each time across counts as 1)

Merkins – 100

Deep Squats – 100

LBCs – 200

Carolina Dry Docks – 100

Russian Hammers – 100 (double count)

Nipplers – 100

Jump Squats – 100

Mountain Climbers – 100

Shoulder Raises – 200

Dollies – 200

Hindu Merkins – 100

Squat Jacks – 100

Groiners – 100

Burpees – 100

Burpees – 200

PAX Results:

These results are flawed because the PAX went for 50 minutes.  We believe that in the past we have gone for 55 minutes.  From now on this workout will be 55 minutes, beginning after a standard warm-o-rama of 10 SSH and 10 IST.  #Cobains to the PAX as this was completely YHC’s fault.

Coach K: 25 mountain climbers

Oatmeal: 93 Nipplers

Pow Pow: 60 Carolina Dry Docks

Icebox: 90 Jump Squats

Rump Roast: 40 Nipplers

Sex Panther: 50 Carolina Dry Docks

Sally: Completed Carolina Dry Docks

Tater Tot:

Alright Alright: Completed Jump Squats

Teasip: 30 Jump Squats

Chairman Mao:

Plus One:

Naked Man Moleskine:

We’ll roll this back out in three months, and at that point we will use a 55 minute timer.  Be preparing.