AO: Burleson Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:
Monkey Humpers x5
IST x19 (cause someone, who shall remain nameless, was off count by 5)
Merkins x10 – slow count
Indian Run to top of parking garage
Four corners (bear crawl ramps): 5 monkey humpers, 10 hand-release merkins, 15 OHC, 20 flutter kicks
Mosey to three story staircase by library
Jacob’s Ladder: 7 Bobby Hurley’s; 1 Merkin
Crawl Bear up the stair case; Bear Crawl down
Shoulder circuit; Catch me if you can (5 monkey humpers); Shoulder circuit; Indian run back to soft top
Compass; LBCs; Pingvin Crunches
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlright, Chairman Mao, Ina, Isaiah, Teasip, Podcast
QIC: Coach K
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Coach K sent a late night text requesting a substitute Q because Teasip peer pressured him into going out, but we rallied through. More to follow.
Early comment from AlrightAlright about a shortage of PAX, and I think I’ve officially fallen to the ranks of scaring people off with my oh so charming personality. Fortunately my feelings regenerate at the twice the speed of a normal man, so we powered on.
Our story really begins at AA’s suggestion of: “I’ve always wanted to crawl bear that library staircase.” Coach K was curious as well, and so I gave a brief disclaimer before all the PAX managed to ascend the 3-story staircase. It was agreed that it was the worst thing we’ve ever done prompting the “it seemed like a good idea at the time”, which seems to be a common theme in F3.
Lots of subsequent mumblechatter about the NBA draft, which honestly I didn’t keep up with until someone made a dig at UNC. Subtle reminder that UNC has the most Round 1 draft picks of all time instigating a strong debate about the scandal. AA said he was a strong supporter of Oregon State baseball despite them pitching a convicted child molester…minor details.
6 PAX made it to Bubba’s where the fun continued…Isaiah eagerly awaiting the arrival of baby Isaiah. Podcast is starting his new job next week with the Rangers, so any complaints/suggestions can now be directed at him. YHC got some digits last night with strong wingman support from Teasip, the true 2nd F champion. Talked a while about AlrightAlright vocal chords and dance moves. He admitted to splitting his pants at a wedding from going too hard, which is next level intensity. Mentioned how weird it was for AA to have such a deep singing voice while YHC has a much higher range. Wrapped up the discourse debating whether Kelly Clarkson or Carrie Underwood was more successful after their American Idol runs.
1. July 13 – Happy Hour at Top Golf
2. F3 Dallas shirts pre-order is currently open until July 13th