AO: Germany Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:
WARM-O-RAMA:
Copious pre-stretches
Side Straddle Hops IC x20
Imperial Storm Troopers IC x20
THA THANG:
Small Murph (Smurph if you will) consisting of
.5 miles
50 Merkins
50 Pull-ups
100 squats
Rinse and Repeat
Mosey to greenery
Jacobs Ladder
Sprints and Burpees (both ends of the latter)
MARY:
By now my endurance began to fade (I suffer from a condition called being fat) and the torch was passed to AlrightAlright for a solid core workout. Names of the exercises escape my mind, but each was to 13 IC and names such as Bart and Marge were spoken regularly. At one point AlrightAlright had us break a mental sweat to augment the burn and we were speaking Spanish during Mary
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Icebox, AlrightAlright, Chairman Mao, Special Sauce, F150
QIC: Ultra
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Things were closed out by thanking the big man upstairs for bringing such a solid group of guys together before concluding the workout.
MOLESKIN:
Today’s gloom was the best of days, it was the worst of days. With a good bit of time left on the clock we did a small mosey to the greenery for Jacob’s ladder consisting of sprints and #doubleburpees thanks to the suggestion of the one and only Teasip.
Group was less than thrilled by the mention of another workout similar to The Murph, but all pushed through. Teasip gained no favor by suggesting double burpees for the team, but alas, we lived.
The most impressive…er…disturbing chatter came from the introduction of the newest lexicon addition, #tonsilsdeep. Further explanation can be derived from this morning’s photo and a closer examination of Special Sauce consumption method for the #cervezasalute.
All PAX were thrilled to have such high quality cold refreshments with a hint of orange peel and fleeting cinnamon notes. It was like Christmas in July, but in June. #shinercheer was a wise choice.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. 2ndF Happy hour May 11
2. 2ndF Scotch Club May 17
3. VAPE dinner May 29
4. GrowRuck Memphis Sept 21-23