Date: 5/3/2019
Impossible 29s
DATE: 5/2/19
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Coach K, Gold Digger, Ina, Oatmeal, Sally, Special Sauce, Teasip
QIC: Alright Alright
AO: The Bridge
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x15
IST x15
Mosey to The Bridge
THA THANG:
29s (Jacob’s Ladder)
Run across Bridge… 28:1 merkins
Run across Bridge… 1:28 groiners
The reps of each round would obviously add up to 29.
Repeato for 29 minutes
Some completed the round of 22 merkins and 7 groiners, some 23 and 6, maybe some 24 and 5
Mosey back to La Madeleine
Then for each PAX: 29-g=a where g=final round of groiners completed and a=additional groiners. YHC had to do 22 groiners here.
Then for each PAX: 29-a=b where a=additional groiners and b=burpees. YHC had to do 7 burpees here.
IST until time was up.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC preached to the PAX that we need to keep accelerating the difficulty of our workouts. At all of our workouts every single PAX should get stronger, physically of course, but also mentally. We need to have workouts at which Special Sauce is unsure of whether or not he will be able to make it through. YHC drew up this workout because it is impossible. This was designed to help everyone get tougher mentally. Never underestimate the power of impossibility when designing a workout.
MOLESKIN:
Thanks to all of the PAX that joined YHC to celebrate YHC’s 29th birthday. You guys push YHC to be better in every facet of my life everyday. Thank you.
Over the Bridge & through the Park
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Coach K, Sex Panther, AlrightAlright, Icebox, Eli, Rump Roast, Teasip
QIC: Oatmeal
AO: Glencoe Park (fo’ sho’)
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 12 IC
Hillbillies x 12 IC
Windmills x 12 IC
THA THANG:
Mosey clockwise to SE corner of park: Merkins x 10 IC
Mosey to SW corner: Groiners x10 IC
Mosey to NW corner: Alabama Prom Dates x 15 IC
Mosey to bridge where PAX paired off. P1 bear crawled up bridge while P2 ran to lights near top of bridge, back down to base and return to partner. Flap jack. Repeato up incline to lights, U-turn and back down.
Mosey up bridge to stairs, down stairs and YHC had PAX line up along guardrail for Derkins x 10 IC & Clay Makers x 10 IC each leg
Mosey back upstairs to begin an NA run to other side of bridge and back up to first support column. YHC then had PAX sprint to stairs and then pair off again where P1 crawl beared down while P2 ran down, back up to stairs and to P1 where they flap jacked.
Once PAX made it down incline, we returned to NE corner of Glencoe Park where YHC made everyone’s morning with 15 burpees OYO where there was much gnashing of teeth or at least choice words for YHC.
Finished out with a mosey back to park pavilion where we finished the workout with 10 V-ups IC and 10 LBC’s IC.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out
MOLESKIN:
Fair about of mumble chatter but PAX were spread out during bridge workout. A lot of cursing and moaning from Rump Roast with each new exercise that was announced! I know he loved all of the running, but he gets better every workout! I know there were other colorful comments throughout, but alas, my memory once again betrays me.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Q Source on Wednesday night at Chick-Fil-A on Hillcrest and Friday somewhere in Preston Center.
#doubletime 4-15
DATE: 4-15-2019
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Sally, Oatmeal, Alright Alright, Ina,
QIC: Thunderlips
AO: Flag Pole Hill
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME:
Given
WARM-O-RAMA:
none
THA THANG:
5 mi run
MARY:
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC Prayed us out
MOLESKIN:
Tough run for YHC. Beautiful morning and sunrise on the hill.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
none
#doubletime 4-29
DATE: 4/29
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Golddigger, Special Sauce, Alright Alright, Pow Pow, Sally,
QIC: Thunderlips
AO: Flagpole Hill
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME:
Given
WARM-O-RAMA:
none
THA THANG:
#doubletime 5 mile run
MARY:
none
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC Prayed us out
MOLESKIN:
OYO 5 mile run. 15-20 mph headwind from the West made portions of the run tough. Weather was otherwise perfect
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Chairman will be sending out details on volunteering at Bonton Farms.
4.23 Beatdown Backblast
DATE: 4.23.2019
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: AlrightAlright, Aaarghhh, Ant Man, Special Sauce, F-150, Eli, Velcro (FNG), Coach K, Icebox, Oatmeal, Teasip
QIC: Pepper
AO: Glencoe park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME:
WARM-O-RAMA:
| SSHs | x12 |
| ISTs | x10 |
| Hillbillies | x10 |
| Daisy Pickers | x10 |
THA THANG:
| Mosey to Tennis court | |
| Chumbaburpee | |
| Burpee Every “I get Down” | |
| SSH rest of the time | |
| Webbicide | |
| Suicide, 2x Nipplers every line | |
| Line of Fire | |
| 6-inches, flutter on PAXs turn, count off to 60 | |
| Plank position, Jennifer Lopez, count to 30 | |
| Bring Sally Up | |
| Al Gore, down on down, up on up | |
| Webbicide | |
| Suicide, 2x T-merkin every line | |
| Line of Fire | |
| 6-inches, Dolly on PAXs turn, count off to 60 | |
| Plank position, mountain climber, count to 30 | |
| Iron Hulk, modified | |
| only even multiples. 30x merkins, 120x shoulder press | |
| Webbicide | |
| Suicide, 2x monkey humpers every line | |
| Line of Fire | |
| 6-inches, rugby situp on PAXs turn, count off to 60 | |
| Plank position, ski abs, count to 30 | |
| Mosey to Soccer Field | |
| Jacobs Ladder – 6:1 | |
| Bonnie Blairs and monkey humpers | |
MARY:
Achieved during the beatdown
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
MOLESKIN:
Eli with his first EH, roommate Velcro. The presence of the speaker had the PAX wondering if YHC was going to break out the OG music workout, but instead decided to work on the abs as pool season is coming quickly. Workout cut 3 minutes short in order to name Velcro before he had to cut out for work.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Another Ruck and Run Monday
DATE: 4/22/19
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Pow Pow with Josie, Ultra – Ruck
AlrightAlright, Oatmeal, Sally, Gold Digger, Chairman Mao, Sex Panter – Run
QIC: Icebox with Maverick – Ruck
Ina – Run
AO: Flagpole Hill
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME:
Given
WARM-O-RAMA:
Straight to work
THA THANG:
Ruck 2.5 miles
Run 5 miles
MARY:
None
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed us out
MOLESKIN:
On the ruck the topic of conversation was turkey fryers. On the run, we got spaced out. There was a headwind that was tough to run through but we all made it. AlrightAlright, Oatmeal, Sally finished with solid times and continue to get faster. YHC, Chairman Mao, Sex Panther, and Gold Digger (even with a few pit stops) got some good work in. A great turnout to start the week.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Attend QSource on Wednesday or Friday
2.
Jacob’s Ladder to Hell
DATE: 4/20/19
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Coach Knight (FNG), Coach K, Icebox, Podcast, Sally, Gold Digger, Chairman Mao, Ina, Teasip, Sex Panther, Plus One, Pepper, Rump Roast, Pow Pow, Mile High
QIC: Alriht Alright
AO: Burleson Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25
IST x15
Carolina Dry Docks x10
Monkey Humpers x5
THA THANG:
Fast Mosey to Parking Garage – Plank Jacks while waiting for the six
Jacob’s Ladder: run to the top of the garage, 7:1 nipplers, run to the bottom, 1:7 Bonnie Blairs
Pick up the six, flutter kicks, plank jacks, mountain climbers and plankorama
Irkins x10
Derkins x5
Mosey to Park
Team BLIMPS: Partner 1 runs, partner 2 does exercise, flapjack and repeato (50 Burpees, 100 Lunges, 150 Imperial Storm Troopers, 200 Merkins, 250 Plank Jacks, 300 Squats) – no team made it past merkins, Sally/Coach Knight and Podcast/Icebox were closest.
Burpees x10
MARY:
Plenty if you ran to the front of the group
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed a thankful Easter prayer.
MOLESKIN:
Coach K brought his dad, also Brian, to the beatdown today. We naturally named him Coach Knight because Bobby Knight was Mike Krzyzewski’s mentor.
We said farewell to Mile High yesterday and wish him the best as he and his family move to Aberdeen, Mississippi this week. Mile High has always been thinking about the best way to grow F3 Dallas and to impact the PAX and the community. He is truly a #HIM and he will be greatly missed.
Not much mumblechatter today as the PAX got pretty spread out during the Jacob’s Ladder, but the PAX were constantly encouraging each other as they ran past each other in the garage. They were also supportive in picking up the six. To keep PAX of all fitness levels #accelerating we need workouts like this, but if the group spreads out the guys at the front have to pick up the six. Everyone gets stronger in that situation.
A massive group went to breakfast at the greatest #coffeteria AO in F3 Nation, Bubba’s. We sat outside in the sun and enjoyed some great #SecondF. We discussed workouts, golf, The Ticket, California vs. Texas, Sally’s job search, Pepper’s job search, and countless other topics.
Quality Time with Rump
DATE: 4/19/2019
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Alright Alright, Coach K, Teasip, Sex Panther, Sally, F-150, Oatmeal
QIC: Rump Roast
AO: Burleson Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given
WARM-O-RAMA:
20x SSH IC double count
20x Merkins IC single count
15x Cotton Pickers
20x IST’s
THA THANG:
Mosey around the park to the tennis courts. Stopping at each “corner” for 5 OYO Burpee’s. Focus on hitting the push-up at the bottom.
Lazy Dora (An estranged and despised relative of Dora 1-2-3)
Partner up
100 Merkins
P1 10x Merkins/P2 hold Plank
200 LBC’s
P1 20x LBC’s/P2 hold 6” Leg Lift
300 Squats
P1 25 Squats/P2 hold Squat position
Bear Crawl the tennis courts in between sets as a team and to finish. (a few got done quick and did some “extra”, I noticed planks, plank jacks, more bear crawling)
Mosey to the soft top – Stayed partnered up in even teams and did the circuit (3 sets).
5x Pull Ups
10x single count Dips
10x single count Erkins
10x single count Swerkins
Moseyed back to the tennis courts for The RUMP –
R – 20x Ranger Merkins
U – 15x each side Up Straddle Hops
M – 15x Merkins
P – 15x Prisoner Squats (these were going to be prisoner get ups, I omaha’d to save our knees)
We had a few minutes left and the Q was out of work out. We ran back around the park doing 5 burpees at each corner again. It was much harder the second time.
MARY:
WWII Sit Ups for 120sec
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Prayed us out
MOLESKIN:
So for me, today was really my VQ… That last one I really co-Q’d with Teasip and he lead the last 15mins or so. I also had him there to help me out if I needed help. Thanks Teasip for nudging me to get in there. It also really helped for today which I’m STILL feeling like was a solid workout. There’s lots of mumble chatter from someone about 100x Burpee’s vs. running 2mi. before we got started. In my planning I didn’t realize that the park doesn’t have “corners really, more like curves. We’re smart men, we figured it out! Before Lazy Dora Alright Alight stops and asks “does everyone want their partner” (or something along those lines). We’re all offended he would ask… About ¾ the way in I realize Sex Panther and I are about a whole set behind and that he was trying to clue us in. We made it work!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
- Q Source at 1130am at Preston Center I believe I heard Taco Dinner.
Caruth Crushdown
DATE: Wednesday 4/17/19
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Alright Alright, Coach K, Ina, Aaarrrggghhh, Princess Turtle Head, Sex Panther, Special Sauce
QIC: Sally
AO: Caruth Park
F3 DISCLAIMER & WELCOME: Given
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH
IST
Mosey to tennis court
THA THANG:
Lots of court work. PAX were instructed to focus on form, as performing in each moment matters not just in workouts, but in everything we do every day, so we should practice it.
Lunges –> crab walk
Suicides
Inchworm –> crab walk
Handstand push-ups
Paint the lines side-shuffle style
Tuck jumps (30 seconds)
Bear crawl –> Crawl bear
Reverse suicides (x2)
Lots of 6, 8, and 10-counts in between exercises as we got gassed.
MARY:
Tuck jumps
V-ups
WWI sit-ups (people’s choice)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
PAX stuck around for a 5-6 minute leadership devotional. YHC discussed courage, perseverance, and leadership lessons from history, including the meaning of being “The Man in the Arena”.
You can check out the document here:
F3 Leadership Devotional 4.17.19
MOLESKIN:
Not much mumblechatter, leading to AlrightAlright saying at one point “Somebody say something stupid!”
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. QSource groups continue to help us #accelerate. Wednesdays at 1800 at Chick Fil A on Preston and Fridays at ~1130 at Preston Center.

