F3 DFW BackBlasts

PAX – 13 – Spread, Splash, Special Sauce, AlrightAlright, Hotty Toddy, Aaarrrggghhh, Ina, Coach K, Oo-de-lally, Sambuca, JoJo, Oatmeal, Helmet

Thang – warm o Rama, mosey forward and backward to park to the north with breaks for burpees and lunges, full release chin ups, chairman special, minute of Mary, repeat back to caruth, Mary to finish.

Newish exercises –
Spider monkeys
Perkins

Oldie but goodie –

Lance Armstrong’s

I need a nap. Go England!

AO: Burleson Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:

THA THANG:
Stage – Style – Exercise – Category – Winner – Most Aggressive
1 Flat – SSH x20 Burpees x10 – Sprint – Special Sauce – N/A
2 Flat – IST x15 T-Merkins x15 – Sprint – Coach K – N/A
3 Team Time-Trial – Each Member of Team Must Lead a Lap – Team – Team BMH – Icebox
4 Flat – Monkey Humpers x10 World War I Sit Ups x15 – Sprint – Special Sauce – N/A
5 Hilly – Bear Crawl Down and Back – Sprint – Special Sauce – N/A
6 Hilly – Crawl Bear Down and Back – Sprint – Special Sauce – Coach K
7 Flat – Box Jumps x15 – Sprint – Coach K – Radio
8 Flat – Sprint – Sprint – Special Sauce – Ant Man
9 Hilly – Crab Walk from benches to crosswalk – Sprint – Coach K – Teasip
10 Mountain – 10 Bobby Hurleys and run to the top and back – Climb – Chairman Mao – Ina
11 Mountain – Burpees x5 Lunges x10 IST x15 run to the top and back – Climb – Chairman Mao – Teasip
12 Mountain – Merkins x20 Plank Jacks x25 run to the top and back – Climb – Coach K – Chairman Mao
13 Flat – 12 Dips 12 Derkins 12 Irkins – Sprint – Special Sauce – N/A
14 Hilly – Bear Crawl Up One Ramp Run Up the Next – Climb – Chairman Mao – Special Sauce
15 Hilly – Run Up 2 Ramps and Back Down – Climb – Special Sauce – Chairman Mao
16 Flat – Run to Pull Up Bars and do 10 Pull Ups – Sprint – F-150 – Ant Man
17 Flat – Team Laps… first person to finish – Team – Team BMH – Pepper

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Ant Man, Coach K, Pepper, Special Sauce, Icebox, Ina, F150, Chairman Mao, Oo-De-Lally, Plus One, Teasip, FNG: Radio
QIC: AlrightAlright

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
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MOLESKIN:
Yellow Jersey Winner (Best Overall): Special Sauce
Polka Dot Jersey Winner (Best Climber): Chairman Mao
Green Jersey Winner (Best Sprinter): Coach K
White Jersey Winner (Best Over Age 40): Ina
Team Winner: Team BMH – Icebox, Pepper, Plus One

Stage Winners:
Special Sauce: 7; Coach K: 4; Chairman Mao: 3; Icebox, Pepper, Plus One: 2; F150: 1

12 PAX gathered to compete in the Second Annual F3 Dallas Tour de France (YHC showed up to officiate). The race did not disappoint, as all of the PAX gave the maximum effort throughout the workout. Everyone competed for stage victories and made each stage exciting. There were a couple controversial stage results, which aligns perfectly with the actual Tour de France. Special Sauce grabbed the lead early with multiple sprint stage victories and the lead was insurmountable for the climbing specialist Chairman Mao. One of the climbing favorites prior to the race was Pepper, unfortunately he spent too much energy in the sprint stages, and even gave up some extra calories along the way. The climbs certainly had the feel of le Tour, and it showed on the faces of the competitors as they neared the summit each time. This was a heck of a workout for Special Sauce to bring an FNG to, but Radio was strong throughout. Welcome to this crazy brotherhood.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Happy Hour
2. Shirts

AO: Williams Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
Mosey to Tennis courts
SSH x18
IST x15
Daisy Pickers x12

THA THANG:
Start with Paint the Lines, then do Bearway to Heaven
Squats x10
Del Brown (10 merkins, crab walk to halfway between the courts, 10 diamond merkins, bear crawl to end, 10 T merkins. Go back with 10 merkins, 10 hand release merkins and 10 wide grip merkins)

Intermittent Mary: LBC x20, Penguin Crunch x 20

Iron Hulk (1 merkin, 4 OH air press, increasing by 1 and 4 to 10 and 40)
Paint the Lines, then mosey to playground. Partner Up for 50 pull-ups and Flutter Kicks

Mosey back to tennis courts and finish up with Merkin suicide (run to first line and back, 1 merkin, second line and back, 2 merkins, etc.)

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: JoJo, Coach K, Oo-De-Lally, AlrightAlright, Icebox
QIC: Teasip

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC prayed for Icebox sister as she is Aspen near the wildfires, as well as for the fundraising for YHC’s mission trip to Bulgaria (big fundraising event is this Sunday).

MOLESKIN:
Some critiquing of the speed of the cadence at the beginning of the Iron Hulk, which YHC quickly adjusted as he is always an accommodating Q. Several comments made about being more comfortable on your knees or being used to being on your knees during the Iron Hulk as well, but YHC and the PAX resisted the urge to take the bait on the softball set up.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. July 13 – Happy Hour TopGolf
2. Shirts

AO: Caruth Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
AlrightAlright and other PAX were really impatient and couldn’t wait to get to the main set of excersizes, so the warm up was cut short:

SSH x 15
IST x 15
Overhead claps x 15

THA THANG:
1776 yard (1.01 miles) run – 1.5 laps around Caruth Park, then go to the soft top.

Partner up and do the following:
100 Merkins
100 LBCs
100 Maroccan Nightclubs
100 pullups
100 Squats
100 Mountain Climbers
100 plank Jacks
100 Overhead Claps
100 Dips
100 Leg Scissors
100 Stepups
100 American Hammers
100 Shoulder Taps
100 High Knees
100 SSH

Finisher:
2 x bear crawl across tennis court and back
76 burpees

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Aaarrrggghhh , AlrightAlright, Coach K, Icebox, Ina, Sambuca, Pepper, Teasip, Shake weight, Special Sauce
QIC: Eruzione

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Prayed for our country and for everyone who fought hard to give us the freedom we have today.

MOLESKIN:
11 PAX gathered this morning for patriotic 1776 beatdown at Caruth Park.

1776 Patriot Games workout got originally started by F3 Suncoast last year. This year,
at least 4 other F3 regions joined in this new holiday tradition. F3Dallas is one of them.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. Happy hour at Top Golf next Friday

AO: Glencoe Park
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle Hops
Imperial Storm Troopers

THA THANG:
Native American Burpee Mile (1/4 mile + 12 burpees X 4)

Partnered up, P1 does a perpetual 5X5 of swirkens, pull-ups, and squats while P2 runs a 1/2 mile. Repeated

We didn’t move as fast as I had planned, was hoping to get some sprints in under the lights, hopefully next time

MARY:
Falco, Rock Me Amadeus – flutter kicks + rugby sit-ups with “Amadeus”
Lil Jon, Bia Bia – penguin crunch + Alabama prom date with “Bia”
Cardi B, I Like It – Freddy Mercury’s + LBC’s with “like”

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
PAX: Aaarrrggghhh, AlrightAlright, Pepper, Oo-De-Lally, F150, Teasip, Splash, Coach K, Special Sauce; FNG: JoJo
QIC: Icebox

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
I’ve taken splash’s feedback and will do more warmup next time he’s at one of my Q’s (at the rate we’re going at it’ll only be twice a year). Didn’t hear a lot of mumblechatter, once again starting with a burpee mile gassed a few of the PAX out

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
1. July 13 – Happy Hour at Top Golf
2. 4th of July workout tomorrow at Caruth Park 07:00
3. F3 Dallas shirts pre-order is currently open until July 13th.